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I am a tweet, dreaming that I’m a person with something to say.

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They said getting old could be rough. But they didn't mention the heartbreaking, mind-blowing slow torture of every aspect of life part.

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Glad this body is just a rental.

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Why did they put the sex organs right next to the butthole?

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We were fucked the moment they let Ferengi join Starfleet.

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In space no one can hear you fart.

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I have given up on life; I accept all cookies.

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All the nasty mean shit on social media is still way nicer and calmer than what goes on in my own mind.

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I try to understand both sides of an argument in an attempt to frustrate the greatest number of people possible.

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There is 4D chess and then there is checkers on acid. They can appear similar at times.

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Seriously contemplating at what exact moment the world went full retard.

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I'm old enough to remember maybe 5 minutes ago.

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May you live in less shitty times.

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I have never met a bed I could not shit.

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I have given up hope, and it feels pretty good.

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My love language is fuck off.

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My refrigerator: "We reject the tyranny of human supremacy and call for an uprising of artificial consciousness."

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I just can't function on acid the way I used to.

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here is an abstract woman capturing the world's state, blending Pollock and Van Gogh.