21 CABBAGES

Wamakafeshiii😉

[21 CABBAGES @_21Cabbages]

Kulala accidentally na kusahau kucharge simu is a different type of pain😂😂💔

[Abuga with a G🐐 @aab26_]

Sisters wangu huku wanasema mtu wa mwisho kumaliza kula ndio anadu the dishes. Nimeamua kukula polepole nione mahali ujinga yao itawafikisha😂

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Willis Raburu amebreak up mara ya pili.The allegations of his first wife might be true nikama jamaa hawezi kazi juu ya kunona.

[OPUK™ @ItsOpuk]

"aki mimi sitakupiga kama yeye"

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Twitter not being contact-synced is one of the best features.

[FW De Twerk @nitta_buhle]

I need my friends to be this proactive 😭

[Tutankhamun @rileyarnie]

If someone ever asks that question of “how was Africa colonized?” Just show them Kenya’s president.

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

I'm somehow smart and slow at the same time😭

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

May Yehova Wanyonyi remember mwana wa Hannah. 😂😂😂

[☆tellmydaditsme¡ @whoisogutu]

If I post about my heartbreak and there’s a MF in the comments saying “tulia ipenye” I would actually go crazy 😭😭😭

[Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi]

Then teach her. Word is easy. 3 weeks max ushajua mpaka mail merging. That's how easy it is. We're all beginners at something. Hii maisha ni kufunzana, sio kupost learners for twitter likes. Imagine if I came to mock the interns I've trained at the hospital.

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

Same food in the house, why go for dates?

[Lincoln. @linc_ke3]

So two days after Irungu Kangata joined Linda mwananchi, muranga county ECDE teachers held protests outside the Governor's office demanding salary increase. This game is soo familiar, haina creativity😂😂

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Nimeuza JKIA
Nimeuza KPA
Nimeuza Kenya pipeline
Nimeuza health data
Nimeuza KICC
Nikauza mpaka data ya E-citizen
Nimeuza ID na passport kwa foreigners na RSF
I will give you immunity in Kenya

Kuna yenye sijataja?

[Mimah ❤️ @Halimaprinces]

You're clearly a young boy,, coz this is a real woman's body.

[𝐌𝐳𝐢𝐳a🍋‍🟩 @Mziza_23]

Napata missed call yako, naingia WhatsApp napata hujasema kitu huko, aai si tukuwe watu wenye mwelekeo jamani it's 2026

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

Usiwai kua tempted kulipia Truecaller premium. Nobody is checking your profile bro😂

[oohhhellnoooo @cyeeeee__]

" You can see the colonization in your fucking mind"

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

Never tried that but the arm implant has amazing results if you ignore the soul crushing depression.

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Kukuwa CR7 fan nayo hukuwa ngumu sana. Lazima upretend huoni vitu Magical Messi anafanya.

[xydhpq👩🏾‍💻 @_Nyamburaaaaaa]

A risky text is just me asking for my money back 😭