David Wallace

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[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

the tim duncan of ice cream. one of the greatest to ever do it, dependable, crazy numbers, but nothing flashy about his game

[Stu thats all you get🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Boldyboy1975]

New tv series “Moos kitchen “🤣🤣🤣🤣

[David Wallace @_2_Legit_2Quit_]

@chief_keith80 @memphisweather1 Fortunately, God loves St Paddy’s Day on Beale Street

This stuff will blow over quick

@SpankBigsby @santialdama7 and I will be at Silkys at 11. See you there ☘️

[Stoned Titan @stoned_titan]

My fantasy football punishment has arrived.

PUNISHMENT:
Stay at Jason Aldean’s on Broadway in Nashville from open to close.
(10 AM - 3 AM)

RULES:
A beer - removes 30 minutes
A shot of rumple - removes an hour
No leaving the bar for any reason

All updates will be ⬇️

[The Onceler🎱 @TheOnceler67]

Beyond blessed to announce I will furthering my academic and athletic career at Monsters University #FearTheClaw #ATTG

[David Wallace @_2_Legit_2Quit_]

@SpankBigsby @stoolpresidente Dave,

Been a while since we’ve caught up. Would be great to see you again over an ice and 612 beers. Let us know!

Best,

Mr. David Wallace

[honey darling @athousandpisses]

at the grocery store muttering “gimme dat shit” every time i put an item in my cart

[David Wallace @_2_Legit_2Quit_]

@yourdailycapper you still kicking? Can I get the lock for the HOF game tonight?

Will buy the entire NFL/CFB season if you deliver me the 🔒 for tonight

[skanks @skanks17]

The bouncer removing me for playing higher by creed 38 consecutive times on TouchTunes

[David Wallace @_2_Legit_2Quit_]

Weekend roomie wake up call where the fuck are you reporting from @thegreyglizzy

[David Wallace @_2_Legit_2Quit_]

@thegreyglizzy burning the midnight oil en route to Pig Country

Can almost feel you air slamming the drums here. Rocking out sponsored by ~stimulants~

[David Wallace @_2_Legit_2Quit_]

@thegreyglizzy That Bdubs at Hacks Cross & Winchester will never be the same after me, you, @901_islandboy and Drewby got after it

Boxhot—>Drew’s whole fist dunked in the ranch cup

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

my white ass would be fielding it like a kick return

[brandon* @brndxix]

wingstop and pizza shop employees tomorrow

[David Wallace @_2_Legit_2Quit_]

@thegreyglizzy @santialdama7 big time Seaside vibes circa sophomore year

I’ll bring the spiced rum

[David Wallace @_2_Legit_2Quit_]

@KingJames Get ready for 12’s 🥜on yo face when the Grizzlies come to town 🤯

[David Wallace @_2_Legit_2Quit_]

@santialdama7 @watermanbbb I’m a little too hungover in the Houston airport right now to have you mixing up Cubans with Ham sandwiches

[David Wallace @_2_Legit_2Quit_]

@SpankBigsby The real question is this:

Can you (Spank) drink 26 beers faster than the winning time for 26 miles?

We’ll find out tomorrow