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99% good vibes … Football lover ⚽️ @liverpoolfc

[Mayor Of Ekiti @Ekitipikin]

You guys said your candidate was younger and better educated than both Tinubu and Atiku so he is the best. You said voting for him is not because he is igbo, it is because he is the best. So why are you not voting Seyi Makinde? He is younger and better than your candidate and you know it..

[Kingmaker @MindHealthMaker]

People don't really understand that if a person is loyal to you, it's because of their character and morals, not because you are special

[HYPETRIBE @hypetribeng]

🚨Asake performing “Skilful” at his show at Scotiabank Arena 🇨🇦 🤩

[HYPETRIBE @hypetribeng]

ONCE IN A LIFETIME ARTIST! 😮‍💨

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

person go kiss this one come twitter say he no dey kiss ashawo 😂😂

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

guys really funny gan 😂🤣

you book a massage therapist, you ask for happy ending and she charges you extra, same babe goes to your guy for massage another time and gives him happy ending too.

babe came to your house to do home service for pedicure. you guys start vibing one thing led to the other and she tells you “i don’t normally do this, i just love our vibe and i really find you attractive”(you are the 9th guy she’s telling that this month btw). you give her more than what she charges asper she let you hit and you are happy your format worked.

you saw a random babe at the club, you walk up to her and compliment her and she compliments you back. you guys go to your section to vibe all night and you even collect bundles for her. you suggest she follows you back home to your place and she says “i hope i’m safe with you, i don’t normally do this but i love how we vibed and i find you really attractive that’s why. okay, let me quickly tell my friends i won’t be going back with them”

let’s not even talk about private chef before that one went mainstream or male wears & perfume home delivery 🤣

i know you don’t patronize prostitutes, you are just the most attractive guy ever that has OT and babes can’t resist. 🙈

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨✨ OFFICIAL: Ballon d’Or announce Cristiano Ronaldo 2008 has been voted as the BEST BALLON D’OR OF ALL TIME. 🌕

[Movie Icon @Movie_Icon]

I don’t even have the words to express how watching this makes me feel

[Grand Theft Manual @delachimes]

One of my homegirls cut me off when she got into a relationship.

And as much as I got pissed, I gained some respect for her because I actually do genuinely want to sleep with her.

[Mike @osemike300]

Reverse no dey ever make sense for there ear na 😂😂😂😂

[OJ of ABJ @OJofABJ]

Imagine say Peter no deny Jesus, dem for kill am with Jesus... On the third day Jesus go come resurrect without Peter

[KYNG @321kyng]

nothing is ever beating this

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

i can’t believe over 1 million people migrated from ekiti to imo state overnight to support tinubu.

[UPDATEBOYZ  @Updateboyx]

Davido already supported his uncle, go and message Peter obi's son to support his father. Eru keru

[ELEMOH @Iam_lordmayor]

Tinubu on Monday addressing the Governors and APC leaders that went to Osun;

[Chioma @ChiomaAfc1]

That moment when Ruben Amorim sighted Kobie Mainoo on Manchester United bench yesterday.😂😂😂

[Channels Television @channelstv]

I must deeply appreciate the President, Bola Ahmed Tinubu, for a free and fair election...I hereby reaffirm my earlier endorsement of him for a second term in the 2027 presidential election

-Governor Ademola Adeleke

#CTVTweets

[Joshua @aubreyojoshu]

Jesus Christ

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

Watched the Mourinho documentary on Netflix and I finally realized why Zlatan dislikes Cristiano.

Envy is such a terrible thing.

[HYPETRIBE @hypetribeng]

ASAKE — SKATING (2024)✨🛹