Liz 🦎

03 | buffoonery | ig: lizrvillanueva

[Liz 🦎 @_3lizabethh]

RETRIEVED!

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Left my only pair of shoes on the fucking bus 😭

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Left my only pair of shoes on the fucking bus 😭

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Taxi driver is on his phone watching ass shaking videos while cutting ppl off 😭🤣

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Grown ass man snatched a little kids chain off of him

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Getting paid $33 an hour today, but at what cost

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Bro had his wife’s feet as his Lock Screen😭

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Met this sweet retired couple that hasn’t bern home in 3 months bc they’ve been traveling 🥹

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Met this sweet retired couple that hasn’t bern home in 3 months bc they’ve been traveling 🥹

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I love Taiwan

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Now who in their damn mind thinks that a Toyota Corolla would be able to go up an icy mountain. #stuck

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Schizophrenic co worker asked me if I can hear the voices too

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It’s 0° degrees in Chicago. Get me tf out of here

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Tour guide just asked me if I speak Mexican or Spanish

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I ordered without looking at the price and just paid 20 euros for a small thing of strawberries 🫠

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I just had the best hot chocolate and strawberries of me life

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I feel like a traitor of saying the strawberries I had in Paris are better than 831 strawberries

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I just had the best hot chocolate and strawberries of me life

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Dropped my glove and when I turned around to pick it up a bird swooped down and flew away with it

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I have the whole row to myself for this 11hr flight 😁

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I wanna spend NYE in Brazil so fucking bad

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Fumbled so hard

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Only working for 6 days next month. Life is good