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[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

does anyone know the password to my work computer? or how to do my job?

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

A guy will text me “Good Morning” and I’ll literally be like I can’t fucking do this

[B @_444bby]

Not to be dramatic but if they ever take fleabag off of Amazon Prime, I will kill myself

[B @_444bby]

The gym is not where you go to pick up women! Let's repeat, the gym is not where you go to PICK UP WOMEN. Leave us alone!

[kenni @kkennnedi]

this was my last year being understanding so goodluck to everyone

[B @_444bby]

I don't own a Christmas tree but I have decided to make all my own ornaments this year 🥴

[B @_444bby]

I had a bad day yesterday so the only logical thing to do was get baby bangs

[sophie @netcapgirl]

you turn 30 and the whole squad starts talking about taking magnesium

[B @_444bby]

Screw touching grass, some of all need to go listen to loons

[B @_444bby]

My wisdom teeth are growing in but I'm not getting any wiser

[B @_444bby]

The fact that I have been working on pharmacy for over 10 years now makes me want to throw up

[B @_444bby]

Idk why I keep getting piercings like "this time it will be different" when I know full well my body will violently reject them 🥴 like should I pierce my nose for the 3rd time or what

[B @_444bby]

I started this week rescuing a wolf spider from work and ended the week caring an abandoned bunny on my property ❤️‍🩹

[skanks @skanks17]

Hi Sharks,

I'm asking for $250,000 for drugs and alcohol.

[B @_444bby]

New car anxiety is so real like no one drive too close to me and no one park next to me

[ishowsleep @soban_af]

Women love deciding to never talk to you again and actually do it

[B @_444bby]

Same goes for visiting Antarctica like you really wanna RISK DRAKES PASSAGE what is wrong with you people. Get help.