i hate when a performative man calls me twinโฆ like i ainโt NEVER seen you hand sew a lampshade bc u couldnโt find one that was exactly the way you envisioned ๐๐๐
Me: Time to pay 1 million dollars for gas. How can anyone afford or bear to live in todayโs world
The pump screen: ARE U A FREAK IN DA SHEETZ?!?! TRY OUR CHILI CHEEZBURGERZ & FRYZ ๐๐๐