Alex Martinez

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[Alex Martinez @_88doe]

Follow me back kids. You're gonna want to buy a house one day. Your boys got you 🏡😉

[Alex Martinez @_88doe]

Fuck that game. And Reggie Miller

[Alex Martinez @_88doe]

Somebody mute Reggie Millers mic. Mf is annoying.

[Alex Martinez @_88doe]

Planada, 📍🙏🏽

[Alex Martinez @_88doe]

The sad thing is the Jags are gonna take Lawrence with the #1pick and just by doing so, turn him into a bust. He’ll join the long list of QBs that had potential but fell into the Jacksonville shit hole. 🤷‍♂️

[Alex Martinez @_88doe]

Excited for this Draft.

[Alex Martinez @_88doe]

I might get an actual full chub when I hear Bruce Buffer say “It’s time!!!” in front of a full crowd, during today’s main event.

[Alex Martinez @_88doe]

Jailhouse gets empty......

[Alex Martinez @_88doe]

All the people saying they dodged COVID and now gonna get taken out by pollen, shouldn’t reproduce. You have weak DNA. 🤷‍♂️ April fools? ........Not (Borat voice)

[Alex Martinez @_88doe]

Waiting to get off a plane when you sit all the way in the back, requires a different kind of patience.

[Alex Martinez @_88doe]

Me checking my account after seeing everyone’s getting their stimmy.

[Alex Martinez @_88doe]

Is anyone around the world paying more attention to this main event than @JonnyBones right now? #UFC259

[Alex Martinez @_88doe]

We need Herb Dean for this one!

[Alex Martinez @_88doe]

7 Rings!!??? 😳

[Alex Martinez @_88doe]

Remember when flames on cars were hella dope?

[Alex Martinez @_88doe]

Stop watching from the sidelines while everyone is making moves. The only way you’re ever going to win is if you get in the game.

[Alex Martinez @_88doe]

Brady’s gonna get a Super Bowl in his own stadium. 🤯

[Alex Martinez @_88doe]

Me and the homie Bern will take care of you. Hit us up.

[Alex Martinez @_88doe]

Max is killing em'. This dude might die in the octagon.

[Alex Martinez @_88doe]

If you don't have a Bidet in your house, you're not living in 2021. Stop wiping your ass like a caveman.

[Alex Martinez @_88doe]

Turn your Tvs off. Watching that shit doesn't do you any good. Never will.