Abbey Centers

[Abbey Centers @_ABBSC]

@Citibank i haven’t been able to log into the app for days. it just says it’s unavailable and to try again...i’ve tried calling but can’t get a representative.

[Abbey Centers @_ABBSC]

@RedbubbleHelp @redbubble hey, i just placed an order last night and now there’s 20% off everything. i’d like to cancel and reorder. order number 27703399

[Abbey Centers @_ABBSC]

turns out i DID NOT know what ping pong was

[Abbey Centers @_ABBSC]

i'm like of course, i love ping pong

[Abbey Centers @_ABBSC]

and he's like do you know what ping pong is??

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and i'm like i had no idea ping pong was popular in thailand!

[Abbey Centers @_ABBSC]

so i told a guy on tinder i'm going to bangkok and he goes are you seeing a ping pong show

[Abbey Centers @_ABBSC]

@ophss YUP!! mine was $13! it's so heartbreaking

[Abbey Centers @_ABBSC]

i just spend my life savings on cherries

[Abbey Centers @_ABBSC]

i purposely go to trader joe's at the busiest times because i am so committed to meeting the love of my life there

[Leah Lavigne @leah_lavigne]

Do you ever wonder why you're crying as you scroll through Instagram and then you remember you haven't looked up or blinked in days

[Abbey Centers @_ABBSC]

how does that sound???? would you write me back????? i don't know how to not sound like a dummy

[Abbey Centers @_ABBSC]

hi, my name is abbey. you don't know me but i found you're name on an inmate pen pal website and i'm hoping we can be friends

[Abbey Centers @_ABBSC]

gianna is my hero

[Abbey Centers @_ABBSC]

mixing things up and it feels real good

[Abbey Centers @_ABBSC]

wow instead of my usual dinner of frozen yogurt and popcorn it was a cupcake and died apricots

[Abbey Centers @_ABBSC]

i just ate like 40% of a tub of jif

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i'm really tired but at least the guy got them for $12

[Abbey Centers @_ABBSC]

alright. so i'm woken up by my neighbors having a garage sale and the dad is negotiating the price of a pair of leather chaps