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@Kelsm32 is a little bitch

[Æ. @_AME94]

Note to self: do not lick table even if there is root beer float on it. 99.9% sure you will get sick and die

[kathleen @kathleen_hanley]

*all out war happening, people dying, and dragons fighting*

meanwhile daemon in harrenhal:

#HOTD #HouseOfTheDragon

[Country Sayings @countrysayingss]

I should've been a cowboy, I should've learned to rope and ride, wearin' my six-shooter, ridin' my pony on a cattle drive… #TobyKeith

[Æ. @_AME94]

The guy at Sam’s club giving out samples legit thought I was a high schooler and then started asking me trivia questions 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Æ. @_AME94]

Nothing will ever top JLo and Shakira’s halftime show!

[Æ. @_AME94]

@Kelsm32 Let’s just get out of Illinois in general lol

[Æ. @_AME94]

Who knew squeezing 120 wet laps could be so painful. My hands are so sore 😣

[Æ. @_AME94]

Since I can’t go out for my birthday, my online shopping shouldn’t be considered a problem because it’s the only thing keeping me sane. Thanks Rona for ruining all the April birthdays

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Carol you think you slick bitch 😒😒😒😒

[Æ. @_AME94]

The most annoying person in the world is Carole Baskin... hands down

[Æ. @_AME94]

So what the fuck do I do with my contacts and glasses now? 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Æ. @_AME94]

I saw 5 grown men twerk on my sweet Abuela today.. 😳😳 and she enjoyed it. I’m uncomfy

[Æ. @_AME94]

I’m not well

[Æ. @_AME94]

@kinseymcmillen No you won’t because I’m still not lol

[Æ. @_AME94]

When the Attending says you’re an awesome scrub nurse 💁🏽‍♀️💁🏽‍♀️💁🏽‍♀️

[Æ. @_AME94]

@em_ell32 NO.

[Æ. @_AME94]

I so fucking love waking up at 2:30am and not being able to fall back asleep. Night shift has ruined my sleep schedule 😡

[Æ. @_AME94]

I wish DoorDash would bring me some Benadryl

[Æ. @_AME94]

@em_ell32 Why is he wearing fucking slides in the OR?!

[Æ. @_AME94]

@em_ell32 😜😜😜

[Æ. @_AME94]

#chokemedaddy