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taking life one drink at a time

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Trump's gross. That's all.
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The D just arrived finally. I'm gonna hop on.
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The air in New Jersey smells like what I assume Wendy Williams smells like.
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Making breakfast.
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Jussie Smollett just took the excitement out of being choked by two men in the dark. Thanks, asshole.
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Las Vegas smells like regret, shame and semen.
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I don't respond to green text bubbles.
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The Super Bowl was never this morning when Obama was president. #absolutelyfabulous

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Why do you constantly smell of curry? #absolutelyfabulous

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Today your skinny-fat body shape is more like fat-fat and I refuse to speak you until you get back to emaciated status. #absolutelyfabulous

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People who stand the second the airplane lands should be sterilized. #absolutelyfabulous

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I see you still have your 2018 nose. Brave of you.
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I think your "ugly Christmas sweater" is actually just a sweater, Jessica. Stop pretending. #absolutelyfabulous

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Only ugly girls need to give blowjobs. #absolutelyfabulous

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I see you've decided to put your Christmas weight on early this year. #absolutelyfabulous

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That turkey was for everyone, Carol.
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I see you've started your Thanksgiving feast early. You're fat. Stop it.
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So I suppose I'm just expected to accept your unibrow?!
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Vote.
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What fucking year is it? #absolutelyfabulous