Adam

Business owner @speckless11 Cheltenham, Gloucestershire and the Cotswolds finest Carpet, Upholstery and End of Tenancy clean services

[Adam @_AdamKnight_]

@hicasamadim 72

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@_onlyscott Netherlands

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@DixieNormose67 @Louistufr74 @JonPalmerSport The Tottenham midfielder?

[Adam @_AdamKnight_]

@payner999 @JonPalmerSport Announcement will have to come from the club. He may know, but wouldn’t be allowed to release the info

[Adam @_AdamKnight_]

@AMAZlNGNATURE Zebra

[Adam @_AdamKnight_]

@jdk51335 @InternetH0F You’re

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

A few months ago I was contacted by management for Harry Styles asking whether I would consider doing his portrait. I didn’t really know of his celebrity at the time so I said yes but I wish I hadn’t cause the whole thing has been a disaster. 

He came to my holiday home in padstow and sat for two days but I only spent about 20 minutes on the picture in the end cause I had an issue with my russell hobbs fridge/freezer and so I had to defrost it and I realised there was some diced goat going off so I made massaman curry. Anyway I thought I’d done a good job of the pic but his management were quite cross and one of them said ‘it’s Harry Styles not Jeremy Beadle's face on a fucking egg’ and Harry just awkwardly kept saying it was an honour to meet me whilst not eating his curry. They didn't take the painting so I spoke to the National Portrait Gallery on the phone and they said they don’t take unsolicited submissions and it was hard to make a judgement on a call so I went in in person and the girl on the desk was really nice but said she wasn’t sure I was what they were looking for and she also said she didn’t want any goat massaman curry because she’s a vegetarian.

[Adam @_AdamKnight_]

@CTFCofficial @gloslibs Is there going to be a new home kit this season?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Ron Perlman on the studio exec that wanted the strike to drag on until union members lose their homes:

“There’s a lot of ways to lose your house. You wish that on people, you wish that families starve while you’re making 27-fucking-million a year.”

[Matt @winnersmedia]

One of fave Bob Mortimer clips with Richard Ayoade. Gets me every time!

[marty.com @martymadrid]

This is the greatest TikTok I’ve seen this year … I would watch this as a series on Netflix

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

Labour will reverse the Tory tax cut for the richest 1%.

We’ll put working people first.

[Katherine Ryan @Kathbum]

One of the hottest vids I’ve seen 🥵

[Ashley Stanford 💙 @Stanp1pe]

Said goodbye to my dad today. He didn't go without a fight. He absolutely hated football, but would "revise" Man Utd and Cheltenham scores to talk to me about them. Legend

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

the room next door - Michael Gove

[Julian Clary @JulianClary]

I'd like to play Rebekah Vardy in the TV Special.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Dropped for farting? These days I’d get a lifetime ban for shitting on a pitch. Game’s gone.

[Parody Ken Clarke @MrKennethClarke]

Sat here on my tenth pint feeling relieved that the Daily Mail never ran beergate stories on me in the 80s & 90s. Cheers.

[James May @MrJamesMay]

Enjoy my month, everyone. #May