Kitty

Existing

[Kitty @_Adekiitan_]

God, I need $20k

[LIBSTAR @iamlibstar]

God, I need $2k.

[Kitty @_Adekiitan_]

No
Just die at 19

[ُ @f6miix]

does life get better when u turn 20

[Kitty @_Adekiitan_]

I wish I could keep quiet and just reply “okay” to everything 😭
But no, I type freaking paragraphs and scare them away😭

[uu @um33m3]

tryna ignore this sudden wave of sadness 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[𝓝𝓲𝓪 .˚𓏲 @niaghtmares]

Perdón si fallo como novia, como amiga, como familiar o como persona. Lo estoy intentando, todo va horrible, pero lo estoy intentando

[Kitty @_Adekiitan_]

Jesus!
I’m too expressive!!!
Jesus!!!😭

[quvria @quvria]

“anything for you baby” i whisper to myself as I make another reckless financial decision.

[K E N E @kingsly_kenn]

I have the ick whenever someone calls meat “protein” around me.

“Should I add protein?” You might as well add triacylglycerols too. Mumu

[Carrot Baskin, PhD @Misandryna]

I am never leaving Tiktok:
This good looking guy helped a blind girl at the train station and took a video. The comments have me rolling on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Kitty @_Adekiitan_]

I read the whole thing using a toddler voice 😭😂😂
So cute🥹

[kaahaani @misskaahaani]

things i have overheard my toddler say to my newborn in the past week:

-you just a baby (while petting her sister like she pets the dog)
-night time is fo’ sleeping, not crying (followed by a sigh)
-don’t be cute right now (after she woke up from the crying)
-you smell so good (sniffs loudly)
-mama said you have weak neck muscles…make them stronga…then i can take you to school
-i have a strong neck, look (aggressively moves her head around)
-you have no teeth, look i have so many (grins)
-why you crying? tummy time is soooo fun (lays in front of the baby on her tummy)
-(loud whisper) NO SCRATCHING
-i would cry too if i was a baby
-mama said you can’t watch bluey, that is so sad (spends ten minutes telling her sister about bluey)
-dad makes dinosaurs sounds, it not a real dinosaur, they extin-t, don’t cry, we just playin'
-if dinosaurs were real, i would protecc you
-i had coffee one time (she absolutely did not)
-I heard you burp…you are ‘upposed to say excuse meeeeeee
-mama says you have knees but i dont see them…where are they (inspects legs)
-i have a pink car, you can sit in it
-you are my baby foreverrrrrrrr
-(pulling a miss rachel) [hcf's name], can you say mama? maaa-maaa. your turn! (baby coos) good try!
-can you clap? (claps loudly and startles the baby)
-[hcf's name] where is your nose? (touches the baby’s nose) there it is!
-oh my gosh so cute (every time the baby sneezes)
-i love you (baby coos) no i love you more because i am bigger (baby coos) no no i love you more (baby coos) you can't even talk yet so i win

[Olise @Olisehateshittt]

The plan is to build a life that doesn’t collapse if anyone leaves.

[divya ⭐️ @uncooldivya]

y’all only support mental health on the internet, literally half of y’all treat people so horrible Imao

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

i can’t wait for it all to work out

[Kitty @_Adekiitan_]

You’re no longer hurting.
It all worked out.
You’re living your dream.
You’re in a happy and better place. ❤️

[The only jayfund11 @jayfund11]

Same Time Next Year, Leave a message for your future self, See you in 365 days.

[richard @big_ricch25]

omo no be everyday i go dey complain.
thank you God for everything.

[Kitty @_Adekiitan_]

As fake as this looks, I’ve experienced this, firsthand 😂

[64 @rxswago]

everytime I get close to the answer the question changes

[Miguel @TDMikeG]

probablemente este sea el momento más solitario que he sentido en toda mi vida

[55 @kamiljr49]

what did i even do to deserve this bullshit