As you’re insulting lawyers, remember you have lawyer friends and they are seeing your tweets
As you’re insulting accountants, remember you have accountant friends and they are seeing your tweets
maybe nivea should just remove the ball from their roll-on so that we can be using hand to pack it into our armpits because why is ROLL - ON not rolling??
I envy people who can, with confidence say ‘God said’ or ‘the holyspirit said’
I don’t know but I never feel that 100% certainty that ‘God said’ so I try to play it safe and just say ‘I felt it strong in my spirit’ rather than ‘God told me’
Maybe it’s God, maybe it’s just my intrusive thoughts.
I rather just play safe, make I no lie for him head. 🫠🫠
How Ilu oke Yoruba mechanics diagnose cars without touching it
"e start e” (start it)
"e te totu” (match throttle)
"e gbe se le” (put leg)
"e lo waju di e” (go front)
“E wa s’eyin die” (reverse a little)
"E gbe se kuro” (remove leg)
"Alhaji, caplator moto yi ti baje"