April

2 parts sweet dream, 1 part beautiful nightmare

[April @_AfterMarch_]

@bif0712 @BhamWaterWorks Thank you

[April @_AfterMarch_]

👍🏽

[Shanaye Poole @PETITE_POOLE]

Idk why, but I hate thumbs up on messages 😂

[April @_AfterMarch_]

Should’ve been delivered yesterday and now their only option is to fedex flowers. I said “if I wanted the recipient to make their own arrangement I would have used this option from then start”. How do you partner with a local florist but can’t get in touch with them? @1800flowers

[April @_AfterMarch_]

I will never use @1800flowers again. Ever. Whew 😑

Paid for same day delivery by a local florist…florist claims delivery attempted…recipient was home all day (and they are supposed to leave at doorstep). I call to see the issue. They can’t get in touch with local florist 😑

[April @_AfterMarch_]

Next time something causes you to say to yourself “what if it doesn’t work out?”, respond to that thought with “what if it does…” ♥️

[April @_AfterMarch_]

Packers out here playing like the Little Giants. We need the “annexation of Puerto Rico”.

[Big Mama, your ARM! @AshleyShyMiller]

Before y’all go to sleep…

[April @_AfterMarch_]

😩😩😩😩

[Barmen Sandiego 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 @AshleeHaze]

Wonder if Adele knows “leak in this old building” 🤔

[April @_AfterMarch_]

@ThickHERbell 😩😩😩😩 patience is a virtue 😩😂

[April @_AfterMarch_]

@TSA my KTN isn’t listed on my boarding pass and delta cannot fix. How do I get this fixed?

[April @_AfterMarch_]

@ThickHERbell 😂😂😂

[April @_AfterMarch_]

@NailsNCrowns 😩😩😩😩 and damn yum yum sauce

[April @_AfterMarch_]

@ThisAintBrine It’s so stupid. Well done dry ahh salmon 😂

[April @_AfterMarch_]

I’ve been holding this in for a while, but I’m tired of people cutting up salmon into cubes and deep frying it. It all seems wrong on so many levels. It’s gotta be dry, right?

Are they salmon nuggets? Bites? Why are people doing this?

[April @_AfterMarch_]

@TheBSharp Easing my way back into the twitter streets 😂

[HER. @Adore_Shay]

I begged my school to allow me to be on picture duty today. Went to dollar tree and bought a bunch of brand new combs, brushes, tooth brushes, qtips, Vaseline, lotion & edge control. Promise you not one child gonna take a pic ashy or with crazy ass hair.

[April @_AfterMarch_]

@TheBSharp Teeth look like minced garlic

[April @_AfterMarch_]

@KINGOFMAGICCITY It’s super subpar 😑