Pizzablunt

This is my bio

[Pizzablunt @_Akabwai]

I like the type of girl giving out fake cell phone and name

[Torgbuigà @Mr_Ceyram]

Former special force. Wants to mind his business until something drags him back into action. Right?

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

I will never understand the concept of hiding your partner or baby’s face in a photo that we didn’t ask you to post😭

[Dhaboy 😎 @dhaboy01]

You actually don’t need HDMI to connect your laptop to your TV.

Just Press Windows+K

[virusi @virusi_bad]

"Kuja mbio pastor alikosa wine akaleta kc"

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

He’s like the sophisticated version of Future. I know y’all see it

[Wambzizzles @purebuxom]

Real ones know we want riddims 🫣

[Pizzablunt @_Akabwai]

@usermooseontwt Simp

[Pizzablunt @_Akabwai]

@KatheuNzyimi Umbwa

[Chioma 🇺🇬 @Chiomabtq]

Me at age 13 trying to lock in and see if I have hidden superpowers

[Pizzablunt @_Akabwai]

@simphiweyinkoc_ I don't see no more flies on car windshields

[Pizzablunt @_Akabwai]

@HVRRORCUNT Just from watching wasteman, that boy deserves whatever comes his way

[Fraser Fletcher @FrazFletcher]

Having a position on the pitch named after you.

[Mohd Modey @sarkinnomaa]

That's where polygamy comes in.

[Certified Roadman @SteeNyamu]

With absolutely no offense attached, you do not roll in the circles that would freely allow you to know and/or have this kind of information.

[Boluwatife @TEEPHTREND]

DNA is scary. There's a case of a woman who had a baby with her husband, but when he got a DNA test, it turned out he wasn't the father. She insisted that he was the father, so they repeated the test several times, but it kept giving the same result.

Later on, he discovered that according to the DNA results, he wasn't the baby's father but its uncle, which didn't make sense because he was an only child.

After more exhaustive tests, they discovered that the husband was actually a chimera, which means he had absorbed his twin in the uterus and carried two sets of DNA. So basically the baby was biologically the child of his twin brother, even though he was the father.

[Arham @mgmtarham]

Of course it had to be Thailand 😭

[Michael Orthodox ☦ @Michaeldudufudu]

Crazy how you can tell some dudes are gay just by the way they blink

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The baby hippo was making it so difficult for the keeper to get him out of the pool… until his mom gave him one single look and he obeyed immediately!

Mothers are universal! 😂😂