Alan

I cover a little bit of everything

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

Bro when were 3 beers deep and I pull out a pack of marlboro reds

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[Jetski Grizzly @Jetskigrizzly]

I refuse to get a job until this Covid nonsense blows over

[Connor @Connor_LFC8]

Yeah sex is great but have you ever scrolled on Twitter after Arsenal bottles a lead or loses a game?

[Mitt @MittCPA]

how the first sip of caffeine on a Saturday feels

[Cindy☘️ @Indemosyd]

"I am thinking of taking leave"

Your abusive boss:

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

If you got anything to say...

[JT @jiratickets]

Knew a dude who emailed the IT guy directly instead of submitting a ticket and they blew his shit smoove off

[Hoops @Hoopss]

All Coach Carter said was get a 2.3 GPA and buy a tie from goodwill

And the whole hood was HEATED

[kenz @allthekenz]

MY DAUGHTER IS GOING TO HATE BEING NAMED JAXON SMITH-NJIGBA

[carter ⚡︎ 🇪🇸 @J8LENWILLIAMS]

the snow has reached up to my doorknob time to order some doordash eats

[EntertainmentBiz🎥 @RizviAzaad]

Rightfully so because the movie was absolute garbage.

[brandon* @brndxix]

doordashers Super Bowl

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

21 months in the making. Stacked every opportunity to get here.

[basil @blis5ful]

just ran some aarons

[🦇 @cartisburner__]

what people don't know is that carti specifically did this as a bold criticism of the US healthcare system. the rubbing of the money on his stomach symbolizes that the only way americans can cure their illness is by having to spend huge sums of cash to aquire the care they need

[Evan Hill @EvanHillHB]

Not a single one of these AFC teams are better than the Seahawks.

[DuB @NotQuiteLikeDuB]

you niggas never put yo last $100 on Prize Picks all green goblins and it still don’t hit , yall niggas don’t know pain smh .

[GHOST @LordGhost____]

Niggas get they first check and start calling jeans “denims” nigga are you a fucking retard

[Marshawn Lynch @MoneyLynch]

Good shit young niggas!!!! And ginger cuz!!!!