Alan

I cover a little bit of everything

[Yuvraj @ZianTheBuilder]

16 minute into a cooking video and this mf introduce an ingredient he overnight soaked marinated and refrigerated

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

The Philadelphia Eagles didn’t even care about Jalen Hurts, and you think your job cares about you? Lmao

[John Fadule @fadule_]

“I have him in my other league” no one fucking cares.

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Me trying to act normal as my fantasy percentage keeps dropping throughout the day:

[Cole Adams @coleadamss]

One of the best scenes from my childhood

RIP Mike Ditka

[ꅐꏂ꒐ꋪ꒯😈👻 @heis_Mike_]

I am officially at that age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left opened, loud noises and people

[Migo @JBW90]

Stepped outside this morning and it’s BRISK

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Half my fantasy team in the medical tent and I haven't even sat down on the couch yet

[The Anglofuturist 🇬🇧🐿️ @Anglo_Futurist]

How all men feel getting that kind of text

[$portsForecast @Chefparlay]

Sports betting will have you researching for 4 hours just for somebody to have their worst game since 2017 😭

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Born winner 🏆

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[Jetski Grizzly @Jetskigrizzly]

I refuse to get a job until this Covid nonsense blows over

[Barca Globe @FcbUniversee]

Yeah sex is great but have you ever scrolled on Twitter after Arsenal bottles a lead or loses a game?

[Mitt @MittCPA]

how the first sip of caffeine on a Saturday feels

[Cindy☘️ @Indemosyd]

"I am thinking of taking leave"

Your abusive boss:

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

If you got anything to say...

[JT @jiratickets]

Knew a dude who emailed the IT guy directly instead of submitting a ticket and they blew his shit smoove off