Alan Turpin

[Alan Turpin @_AlanTurpinAT]

"They're a rotten crowd...You're worth the whole damn bunch put together”

[Alan Turpin @_AlanTurpinAT]

😂😂😂

[The Hill @thehill]

Ex-Border Patrol commander Bovino exploring 2028 White House run
https://t.co/OhBKN9z9uM

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Me: "Trump wouldn't have allowed little Patrick Bet-David into this country..no Iranians were allowed in this year..How do you feel about that?"
@patrickbetdavid: "You are so funny..I would have found a way to get in."
Me: "You would have come in illegally?"

I did @PBDsPodcast:

[Alan Turpin @_AlanTurpinAT]

Do you live under a rock

[@jason @Jason]

Stop being retarded, start Retardmaxing

Being retarded means you’re ruminating and overthinking your decision

Retardmaxing means you’re making decisions based on your gut instinct — zero rumination, zero regrets

Stop being retarded, start #Retardmaxing

[Neil Bahadur @NeilBahadur]

Thiel fleeing the States is actually one of those best case scenario situations when it comes to like, the future lol

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

This year, Trump purchased more than $1 million of Dell stock.

This week, Trump's Pentagon announced a $9.7 billion contract with Dell.
https://t.co/d3epmVJMQl

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

@tedcruz Bragging about $4 a gallon is diabolical 💀

[Alan Turpin @_AlanTurpinAT]

💀

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Q: Are you attending your son's wedding this weekend?

TRUMP: Uhhhh. He'd like me to go. I'm gonna try and make it. I said, 'This is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things.'

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Adam Douglas Thompson.

[Scott MacFarlane @MacFarlaneNews]

NEW: Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-CT) offered amendment to block Trump’s newly-established $1.776 billion taxpayer-funded pot of money from "making any payments to convicted child predators"

Multiple pardoned Jan 6 rioters have been accused of child abuse

Amendment was blocked

[Alan Turpin @_AlanTurpinAT]

Maybe the Trump team should let him know he keeps giving gifts to Democrats for midterm ads

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump on high gas prices: "This is peanuts. I appreciate everybody putting up with it for a little while. But I don't even think about. What I think about is you can't let Iran have a nuclear weapon."

[Acyn @Acyn]

Colorado AG Phil Weiser: Harmeet Dhillon needs a refresher course on constitutional law.

If you listened to what she said there, you would think it’s well established that a law like Colorado’s law banning large-capacity magazines is blatantly unconstitutional. She could not be further from the truth.

She mentioned the Heller case. Justice Scalia says reasonable restrictions on gun ownership are appropriate. And let’s just be clear: no reasonable person needs an AR-15 for hunting, self-defense, or any other legitimate purpose. These are weapons of war.

I don’t understand her legal argument at all because the Colorado Supreme Court already reviewed our law and clearly upheld it. There is no law saying what she says. I get that she’d like to change the law, but listen, if you’re a lawyer, let’s be straight with the public. She’s trying to change the law. She’s trying to move the law in the same direction as the NRA. She’s not doing her job, which is to protect our civil rights.

[Acyn @Acyn]

California AG Rob Bonta says California has been going after fraud long before Trump was president, long before JD Vance was a senator, and long before Trump started pardoning people who defrauded taxpayers out of billions of dollars.

[Warriors on NBCS @NBCSWarriors]

"You might coach again someday, but you'll never coach the Warriors again."

Steve Kerr shares how a message from his wife helped with his decision 🥹

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Donald Trump has pardoned more than 70 people convicted of fraud

[Alan Turpin @_AlanTurpinAT]

Oh great

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

On my way to Beijing in Air Force One

[Alan Turpin @_AlanTurpinAT]

Dork

[@jason @Jason]

Bros
Poker
Powder Sking
Courtside

[Alan Turpin @_AlanTurpinAT]

Dork

[Alan Turpin @_AlanTurpinAT]

Ya heard

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: Steve Kerr has agreed on a new two-year contract to return as head coach of the Golden State Warriors, Dan Eveloff and Rick Smith of @PrioritySports tell me, @anthonyVslater and @ramonashelburne. After three weeks of extensive conversations, Kerr and the Warriors agreed to continue their legendary partnership in what will be his 13th season and beyond as Warriors coach.

[Alan Turpin @_AlanTurpinAT]

And the Iran war is a distraction for…?

[The Hill @thehill]

Rogan: UFO file dump could be distraction from Iran war that’s ‘not going very well’
https://t.co/S6lOZr7cGZ

[Alan Turpin @_AlanTurpinAT]

@NBA Please rig this NBA draft lottery for the Warriors