Alex Gibson

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@adrianmarieee @dorianlynnn Would you rather read a book on killer viruses? I wouldn't.. Books don't have subwoofers or surround sound speakers

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@adrianmarieee You just made tj maxx into a verb

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Make tonight a night to remember

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Everything presidential tinted

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I'll tell you a coronavirus joke now, but you’ll have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.

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@adrianmarieee Negative, but at least each TV sounds like your inside a legit ass movie theater

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My absolute Most invested & favorite scene in all of #Ozark is the Last 3 minutes of ep9& the first 4 minutes of ep10! Peace bro

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Life is too short to be living in confinement

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@Dunbarsays Asshat 😂

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If you wanna cut the line at any store, start coughing 🤮

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#titanup motherfuckaaaasss

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Yes can I get a titos and vodka please? @adrianmarieee

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@southwestair best flight ever! Ralph is the man with the plan

[Timothy Sykes @timothysykes]

"Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan." – Larry Winget

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@oddcaucasian #fuckedup

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just handed this chick a $50 bill for a $12 tab and she had the audacity to ask me if I needed any change back...

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Adrian's How to Survive in a Horror Movie
Supplies needed; 1 Cross & 1 pack of Ketchup,
As Monster approaches
Plan A*squirt ketchup over body & play dead
Plan B*use holy cross

[Timothy Sykes @timothysykes]

"It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed." -Theodore Roosevelt