Alex

LFC

[Alex @_AlexYates]

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[Alex @_AlexYates]

All about this summer tv. Big brother and love island every night oh ye

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Ain't about this heat mate, could hydrate a small village in Africa just off my balls alone

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Fucking good riddance

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Ma gal

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#NewProfilePic

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This weather just makes me want a bevy

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This weekends fully wrote me off

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Walkers bringing out a new "sharing pack" clearly haven't seen me hungover scranning a multipack of salt&vinegar like it's nothing

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Why does twitter make your pic 144p when you set it as your profile picture?😡

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#NewProfilePic

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Hardest part of eating healthy is pretending the shit you eat actually tastes nice

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If you have to tell people you're not arsed about something, let's be honest you are proper arsed

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Can't only be me that doesn't find that Blackpool grime media shit amusing?

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Hate how much of a baby face I have, full on look about 12

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"We can guess how much you masterbate based on your colour choices"

Oh aye Buzzfeed let's have a go of that then