Al Xandra

Live life as if everything is rigged in your favor.

[Al Xandra @_Alex_gator]

A flower does not think of competing with the flower next to it, it just blooms.

[Al Xandra @_Alex_gator]

You know what’s worse than getting friend zoned? Getting best friend zoned #StrangerThings5

[Al Xandra @_Alex_gator]

Hear me out…. Amaya from #LoveIslandUSA looks like a light skinned Olsen twin.

[Al Xandra @_Alex_gator]

@TheChallenge really needs to stop with the storylines. I shouldn’t know within 5 minutes of the episode who’s going into elimination and who is getting backstabbed by who. Let me be shocked a little.

[brianna pirre @bsp_13]

never try to put that man in the same conversation as tom brady ever fucking again

[Al Xandra @_Alex_gator]

@NFLPlus What catch?

[Al Xandra @_Alex_gator]

@bsp_13 This is literally what the job market is like today. Companies “interviewing” for roles when they already know who they want for the position.

[Al Xandra @_Alex_gator]

How many times is this guy gunna fix the little amount of hair he has on his head?

[Al Xandra @_Alex_gator]

How are you gunna hear the commentator refer to someone’s teammates as a “cast” and not at least question that the NFL is scripted?

[Al Xandra @_Alex_gator]

Wait, who let the Lions and the Packers have back to back Thursday football games?

[Al Xandra @_Alex_gator]

So all it took was Trevor Lawrence getting hurt for the Jags to actually score points….the week I have my defense playing them in fantasy…got it.

[Al Xandra @_Alex_gator]

How can you be considered the best team in the NFL when almost every game you play is still close in the 4th quarter and you almost went into overtime against the PANTHERS?!??

[Al Xandra @_Alex_gator]

@VinBonaccorso FRAUDS

[Al Xandra @_Alex_gator]

Did the refs just miss another offsides call on the Chiefs?

[Al Xandra @_Alex_gator]

@WestonBergmann This was giving Bananas bringing fake notes onto the challenge that were hand written by his sister😂

[Al Xandra @_Alex_gator]

I have two moods: dead serious and completely unserious. There’s no in between and they can be interchangeable for any kind situation.

[Al Xandra @_Alex_gator]

There should be a way for you to get your time back whenever you watch a comedy movie and don’t laugh.

[Al Xandra @_Alex_gator]

If you’re not calling your female friends bro or brother, what are you even doing?

[Al Xandra @_Alex_gator]

This season’s Love Island USA cast is like if Bratz dolls came to life.

[Al Xandra @_Alex_gator]

Why is Derek acting like no one from the LGBTQ+ community has ever made it to a final or won @TheChallenge ? Like has he seen how stacked some past contestants have been? #thechallengeallstars4

[Al Xandra @_Alex_gator]

@TxNy003 @MTVsChallenges Laurel scammed herself.