alexandria♡

yo perreo sola, ♈︎

[nova @comfypill]

scrolling twitter because tiktok is gone but every tweet is about tiktok

[♤ @haworthes]

I keep opening it…. tiktok was laced with fentanyl or something cuz I can’t

[Owen @miseblock]

May I interest you in a chilled glacier freeze on the rocks?

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Women being sad about their stomach then 5mins later.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

"Are you seriously going to cry just because you're stressed?"
Me:

[julia morales stan account 👑 @astrosbatgirl]

H-TOWN (and I cannot stress this enough) TIL I DROWN

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me waiting for the bartender to look at me so i can order my drink

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me when i delete “Sent from my iPhone” to make the email more formal

[alexandria♡ @_Alexandriaaaa]

@RODEOHOUSTON @BunBTrillOG 75,595

[azzy @cinemakisses]

SOMEONE CHECK UP ON HIM

[✩ SAW BTS @swimsjk]

this one hurts a lot 💔 rest in peace Matthew Perry you’ll always be our chandler bing

[alexandria♡ @_Alexandriaaaa]

@ToyotaCenter @justquirin

[Evettexo @Evettexo]

I’m in a weird place in my life where idk if I’m healing or I just don’t give af

[a-aron @winklebxo]

It’s almost 4th of july so i have to bring back this gem

[alexandria♡ @_Alexandriaaaa]

@BlackhorseLimo1 @_ashleynicole29

[Blackhorse Entertainment @BlackhorseLimo1]

i have 2 free tickets to see valdez vs verlander tomorrow night. just RT before 9am and tag who you will bring. winner at random. must be following to win. 🤘

[Nick Scurfield @NickScurfield]

Giving away 2 tickets to the Astros-Giants game tonight. To enter just RT this and I'll pick a winner in a few hours

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out

[alexandria♡ @_Alexandriaaaa]

Like how did he know I needed that 💀

[alexandria♡ @_Alexandriaaaa]

Who knew my dad sending me an accidental selfie would make my day better 😂