Lone

Man utd, Finance, Football, Music, Video games, Anime and Sleep… Looking forward to finding my person🤌🏻.

[Portugal @selecaoportugal]

𝗦𝗖𝗨𝗕𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔 🤿✨

#VaiDarPortugal | @B_Fernandes8

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

🤿 🌊

Sempre um prazer, Jamor.

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

A preparar o Mundial 🇵🇹💪

[TC @totalcristiano]

BRUNO FERNANDES WHAT A GOAL! 🤯

[Coconut head 🙂‍↔️😍 @ogebuleN]

“i miss you”
“i miss you too”
na the national anthem for long distance relationships be that

“i wish you were here” na the chorus.

[Ada @adanonso_]

One thing about marrying a man who is completely in love with you, peace of mind? You will have it in abundance.

You won’t be stressing about where he is, who he’s with, or if he’s acting strange. Your mind will be at rest.

But your body? Ah, that’s another matter entirely.

The moment you sit down, he’s there.
You stand up, he’s there.
You enter the kitchen, he’s behind you.
You want to watch TV in peace, somehow you’ve become a human pillow.

Sometimes I just want to walk from one room to another without an escort.

Marriage gave me peace of mind, but personal space packed its bags and left the building.

So so gum body. Every day. Like sir, don’t you have hobbies? 🙄🤨😂

But truth be told, I won’t have it any other way. ❤️😂

[Alex Otti @alexottiofr]

Today, I visited the Government House complex in Umuahia to inspect the ongoing construction of a new Governor’s Office and Official Residence.

At the site, I met with engineers from Craneburg Construction Company, the firm handling the project, and together we reviewed the progress to ensure everything is on track with approved designs and standards.

I am pleased with the quality and pace of construction so far and have urged the contractors to sustain the momentum. The project, expected to be completed before the end of the year, is part of our broader effort to rebuild and modernize the Abia State Government House after years of neglect.

Already, we have delivered several key upgrades, including the renovated Deputy Governor’s Office, a brand-new Office for the Secretary to the State Government, and the remodeled Michael Okpara Auditorium, Protocol Building, Political Block Unit and Banquet Hall. Work is also ongoing on a modern Government House Clinic, a new Gate, and other supporting infrastructure.

Our goal is clear: to transform the seat of government into a functional, befitting, and modern administrative hub for the people of Abia State.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

The guy has to let go of his female friends while she keeps her male friends because "they've been friends for so long"

She can gift you poetry on your birthday because she's broke, but "you had one year to prepare for her birthday so wdym you don't have money"

"My babe no gree me comot" is cute, but "my man said I shouldn't go" is giving slavery

[Mimi 👑 @Cheriemike2]

As I was coming back from the market, I went to buy meat for pepper soup (Cold weather)

The Keke man phone rang, and he was speaking in a dialect I understood, and I was sitting with in the front sit.

He collected his contribution money worth #450,000 to add up to the loan he wants to collect to buy a new Keke.

Guess who called him? His girlfriend, asking him if he has finally collected the money, he said yes.

So she requested for 100k to buy clothings, the Keke man was trying his best to talk her out of the amount she is requesting, reminding her why he did the contribution.

We almost got hit by a mini bus, because he wasn't concentrating, the girl was screaming r0bbish and ended the call. He started mumbling with words, I heard all he said.

Before getting to my destination, I plainly ask him if he has parents, he said just his mum, I told him to give that 100k to his mum if you want to give o, her prayers will cover you for life and not that girl, she will leave you for another, I saw his shoulder dropped. And he said "Aunty Sosongo EtieEtie, Abasi Udiong Fi" (Aunty Thank you Very much, God bless you)

I dropped at my junction, I hate nonsense. And he is a very fine young man, women will rush him.

Who taught this generation that relationship has to be transactional? How did we get here?

The pepper soup is ready o, I have white rice 🍚.

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

In psychology, it’s called FITD…

The “Foot-in-the-door” technique.

I explained the concept on MTVBase ‘Guy Code’ in 2022

Sadly the particular part I said it didn’t make the cut

[ajay @1meajay]

you keh? talking about consideration and shame in regard to collecting money from men keh?

[𝓳𝓸𝓼𝓱🧸 @Joshwydd_]

I love how both of them locked in,this is how you treat your fans.

[centredevils. @centredevils]

🚨🚨| BREAKING: Cristiano Ronaldo becomes the FIRST active athlete to surpass $𝟐 𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐎𝐍 in career earnings. [@Forbes]

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

When you betray a guy, he may wish you well and hope you do well in life, but you will never have the same access to him like you used to.

[NaijaFarmer @Nig_Farmer]

Someone asked if all these paparazzi for cows are necessary.

1. Cows are very emotional animal - their body responds to their emotions especially dairy Cattle. If they're happy they produce more milk, if they're sad they won't produce milk. That's why dairy farmers ensure they're well cared for.

Don't be surprised there's music in the background, it relaxes them and they produce more milk, some farms in Europe have TV in their shed that shows cartoons, they'll be happy & produce more milk - this is fact based on research.

Cows has best friends in the herd, if your remove the best friend maybe sell or k!||, they'll be sad or upset and it affects milk production (imagine how emotionally traumatized Naija cows dey)

2. Why do they have AC in the Shed.

The cattle breed in the video is Simmental breed, they have a very low heat tolerance. The heat affects the male sperm quality or breeding capacity while the female will have drastic low milk yield or even dëæth. I think the weather was hot that's why the cooling system is set up.

One reason why Vom in Plateau State is the dairy capital of Nigeria (that's where exotic breeds (Friesian etc) of cattle in Nigeria are reared) the cold temperature helps dairy Cattle to produce more milk, reducing stress.

If you want to set up and enjoy your dairy farm, carry your exotic cattle to Jos plateau the weather will help your business.

Sad Fact:
Nigeria's local breed milk yields an average of 1.5 - 2.5 litres per cow per day while Friesian yields 24-38 litres per day.

It begs the question why are our local breed the lowest milk producing breed in the world?

Dem go waka north to south, herders go beat them, no water, sometimes no feed, no medicine remember cows are emotional animals - to see that 1.5 litres seff na pump and beg!

Anyways happy weekend to you.
Lanre NaijaFarmer.

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐃: Cristiano Ronaldo becomes the FIRST active athlete to surpass $𝟐 𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐎𝐍 in career earnings.

[@Forbes]

[🦋still pretty @NuJhayhne]

her man really won in life😂💜

[Ghost Writer ✍️ @Prezain_LJ]

Lol, that's bold of you to assume she is looking for the same thing you are looking for.

Many women, especially in Africa, do not see dates for what they are. In fact, a woman who has no interest in you, getting to know you, or dating you may still gladly show up for a date. They do not necessarily regard it as a date; they see it as "hanging out." It gives them the opportunity to enjoy a free meal and take nice pictures in fancy restaurants. They come to pass time and enjoy these benefits because, from their perspective, they have nothing to lose.

Some even see agreeing to leave whatever they were doing, which may not go beyond lying on their bed and scrolling through their phone, as doing you a favour. After all, you are the one requesting to see them.

That is why you sometimes see women asking for transportation fare, which you cover both ways. Some even go as far as requesting that you pay for their dress, makeup, and other expenses. Any woman who requests all of that, including transportation fare, just to come and see you, especially when she shows up empty-handed, should tell you all you need to know. Flee from any one-sided arrangement.

One of the best ways to know whether a woman is genuinely interested in you and to get her invested is to allow her commit some of her own resources. Let her sort out her transportation and decide what she wants to wear. After all, both parties agreed to the date, which, in its true sense, is meant to give them the opportunity to get to know each other better and decide whether they want to pursue a relationship.

Another approach is to only invite her on a date when she has already expressed interest in dating you, and when the signs and conversations clearly suggest that something meaningful could develop between the two of you.

Don't go around lavishing money on hungry women who have no intention of being with you.

[drew noble @skysdadrocks]

Just walked into Walmart ready to drop $250 I honestly couldn’t afford on a portable AC for my mobile home. While I’m standing there pricing a little 5,000 BTU unit, my second boss calls me. I told her what I was doing… and her husband immediately jumps on the phone: “Nope. Save your money. I’ve got one for you.” (They’re closing on a house with central air, so they don’t need it anymore.) I asked what he wanted for it. His reply? “Just come pick it up.” Y’all… I brought home a $500, 8,000 BTU LG that’s so cold it’s got me shivering in my living room right now. LG really does stand for “Life is Good.” Thank You Lord for showing up in the middle of a stressful season and reminding me that You see me.

#GodIsGood #Blessed #SmallActsOfKindness #FaithOverFear #GratefulHeart