Alex Ward

[Alex Ward @_Alexxward]

McDonald’s straws are so good for the environment. They literally decompose before you can finish your drink.

[Alex Ward @_Alexxward]

@big_dutty_alf So much respect 🫡 😩

[zb. @zeeopatra]

idk if anybody else is having this problem but i so desperately want to know WHY i am so irritated all the time. like everybody annoys the shit out of me to the point where now im concerned cause im irritated beyond normal levels like omfg pls

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I think im the nicest rudest most caring nonchalant IDGAF person you'll ever meet.

[Alex Ward @_Alexxward]

Probably the biggest L of the night

[tay @tayaamarsh]

Thoughts n prayers to the lads who’ve gotta be reminded of our loss from their yellow hair

[James Clement @james_clement5]

@1franklinjames

[b.b @benoobrown]

Matt Hancock’s new slogan

[Bradd strick @chaddinfluence]

If I was on me deathbed and one of my grandkids started taking pictures of my hand for social media as I’m fading away I’d get one more little surge of energy to stand up and bait the bollox out of them

[Alex Ward @_Alexxward]

@_phoebeward I’d assume because of COVID-19

[Jude Natural @judenatural]

#RIPJack

[Alex Ward @_Alexxward]

@james_clement5 @1franklinjames Simp

[ken for you📘 @24hrken]

as men we should take more consideration on how intimidating we can appear at times bcus from a girls/womans perspective any of us could be a predator

[amir @amirnrf]

Note!!!

[Alex Ward @_Alexxward]

@maxwalker34 Ur gran is leng

[Sam @Sam_Phillips12]

System is so fucking tapped 14 months and already been cautioned for under age sex before fucking joke

[Alex Ward @_Alexxward]

@james_clement5 I’ve got an absolutely BANGING lightning McQueen line but it’ll have to be a DM it’s too precious to be let out on Twitter like that ygm