Allie C.

@HurricanesTakes ❤️s me

[Jeremy Trimble @jeremytrimble]

You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What are you picking?

[mj 𝜗𝜚⋆˚ @simplymxine]

what is zohran mamdani’s plan to deal with the vegas golden knights

[✨ @nightllysky]

I miss the good old times when she had an aura of a fucking goddess

[Michael Moran | APC Injury @internetuserf12]

If Ebola becomes a pandemic, it will be in no small part because millions of people now view public health measures as oppression rather than the most basic infrastructure of a functioning and sustainable civilization.

[Sara Spector @Miriam2626]

But Greg Abbott is silent when a Republican attorney who sodomized a boy for years gets 60 days in jail from Abbott's buddy, Ken Paxton.

[Allie C. @_AliCat0318]

@AmericanAir once again, you win the award for being the SHITTIEST airline with non existent customer service

[roger (gemini) @rjpelleg]

I’m in Ohio and there are so many blatantly gay men with wives

[Allie C. @_AliCat0318]

Best city in the MF world

[WORLD VIEW @beauti_animals]

📍Detroit, Michigan, 🇺🇸

[jamexx ✩ @hrstnvrgrwngp]

9 year old me when avril lavigne said
"hell yeah i'm the motherfucking princess"

[isha @MibshaD]

If abortion is "playing God," so is chemo, insulin, and C-sections. Funny how only women's medical choices get called sacrilegious.

[Detroit Pistons @DetroitPistons]

PLAYING THE SONG ALL THE WAY BACK HOME

[۶ৎ @zkdculture]

when I was a kid i used to think this was the best pop song ever made. then i grew up and matured and realised that this is absolutely the best pop song ever made

[Allie C. @_AliCat0318]

@raeziIla I got called brain dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Softboy @softboywin]

Before ChatGPT, it was a community of students, warriors, who’d upload full tests to QUIZLET.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

The clitoris has over 8000 nerve endings and it's still not as sensitive as a man on Twitter who has been told he's wrong.

[Allie C. @_AliCat0318]

@laremy_tun_tun @nocontextcfb please, suck his dick a lil harder.

[Allie C. @_AliCat0318]

Yet here you are, captain bongwater 🫡

[Laremy Tunsil Bongwater 🇹🇹 @laremy_tun_tun]

@_AliCat0318 @nocontextcfb Brain dead comment