Ali.

I hack your teeth and fix your computers.

[Ahmed Elghandour @Da7eee7]

فلسطين.. حكاية الأرض | الدحيح https://t.co/TgE0ftIVeB via @YouTube

[Sana Saeed @SanaSaeed]

And, once again, @TheOnion

[Ali. @_AliSami]

@TheMirany يااا سلام عليك

[cts🌸 @gf_256]

OpenAI: We have the most sophisticated content filtering system in the world

OpenAI's content filtering system:

[Scott Seiss @ScottSeiss]

“When I was your age, I already owned a house”

[Marcel Böhme👨‍🔬 @mboehme_]

Reverse engineering via GDB.
https://t.co/Qz9vzRKDnS

[Lulu Cheng Meservey @lulumeservey]

Twitter is a free university.

But only 1 person uses it correctly.

That person is me.

Here’s how 👇

[Vishal @VishalMalvi_]

Short story of UI Designer and the Developer

[Flea @flea333]

Say it again Kendrick Lamar is the greatest rapper to ever walk the earth

[Pavard @iTzPavard]

الكوايتة لوكيشن الوافد اللي بيضربونه

[doctor worm @awaitingtrial]

Will Smith I am so sorry i wasn’t your mother

[Dylan Beattie @dylanbeattie]

GitHub is down.

Don't panic. We've trained for this.

Take a deep breath, grab a marker and a whiteboard, and let's implement some sorting algorithms. Just like we did in the interview.

[thomas the divorced trader @tumtonks]

My GTA V character after a heist:

[Peter riding on a 🛹 listening to… @listentopeter]

“In the Morning” J Cole Ft. Drake

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

Clone it, fetch it, merge it, pull it
Branch it, push it, merge conflict it
Fetch it, merge it, fuck rebase it

Gitologic.

Gitologic.

[Stephen Diehl @smdiehl]

This is very accurate. Brilliant acting.