Alley Carlson

[Alley Carlson @_AlleyCarlson]

@CallMe_Ricky @StubHub @StubHub ruined my whole week with their attempt at customer service

[Alley Carlson @_AlleyCarlson]

@Jason_Tartick 2 with #3s picture

[P✨ @heypxo]

Who remembers when phones didn’t have internet and we had to text a Twitter number to tweet? Or am i old as shit lol

[Francesca @BarstoolFran]

Petition to ban the fake wedding dates all in favor 🙋🏻‍♀️ #TheBachelorette

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

I love triscuits. It’s like eating a basket

[Alley Carlson @_AlleyCarlson]

@CallMe_Ricky 🤪 2 targets ago

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

SpaceX is going to put a literal Dogecoin on the literal moon

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is called the domino effect

[Alley Carlson @_AlleyCarlson]

❤️

[Alley Carlson @_AlleyCarlson]

It would be nice to escape 2020 for a bit with my fav TV show but #ThisIsUs said hell nahhh to the nah nah nah, hell to the nah.

[brittany @brittmerl]

happy national girlfriend day to me my boyfriend is the luckiest man alive

[Alley Carlson @_AlleyCarlson]

@pulte No

[Alley Carlson @_AlleyCarlson]

@ash_hanzel ❤️❤️❤️

[Alley Carlson @_AlleyCarlson]

Not my man Linval! 😭

[MUD Magazine @themudmag]

This is our new #coronavirus 20-second hand washing technique... Thank you, Queen @HannahannSluss.

[Maggie Trabucco @maggietrabucco]

If you were to board a flight tomorrow, would your primary concern be A) COVID-19 or B) the fact that an individual with Peter Weber’s decision making ability could be operating the aircraft?

[Alley Carlson @_AlleyCarlson]

There’s no way Chris Harrison can call any season after this “the most dramatic season in Bachelor history” ever again. #thebachelor