Alex Halfmann

Mother to Carson Dean Halfmann as of 4/2/14 at Noon #Mommystatus #Proud

[Alex Halfmann @_AlleyyCatt_]

I loved you like my own brother. I'll miss you forever 💔

[Alex Halfmann @_AlleyyCatt_]

@T_Harv34 @AwashLaFLame I felt this 😭 been foreverrrr

[Ty Hill @cheetah]

I wonder how long they had 50 hangin upside down 😂😂

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

HANG THIS IN THE LOUVRE 🖼

[Steven St.John @SSJWHB]

PATRICK MAHOMES IS THE GREATEST FUCKING QB IN THE WORLD AND DON'T EVER LET ANYBODY TELL YOU DIFFERENT.

[Alex Halfmann @_AlleyyCatt_]

@Mallory_16_ Lol only thing I could take to sleep when I was pregnant. But the dreams were WILD AND HORRIFYING 😅😂

[✨𝔹𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕒💋𝔸𝕡𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕓𝕦𝕞✨ @1AlterEgoSD]

When Pizza Hut was this....there was no better place to be 😋

[Alex Halfmann @_AlleyyCatt_]

@kaylatho I use to hate that shit like how y'all think that's okay😂🙃

[Alex Halfmann @_AlleyyCatt_]

@KaitlynSampson6 @netflix Sheldon and I loved sneakerheads lol

[Alex Halfmann @_AlleyyCatt_]

@marie_mija Corns ass used to stay retweeting Porn. All I'd see when I got on😑

[Alex Halfmann @_AlleyyCatt_]

If health insurance was cheaper I'd have another baby. 😭

[Travis Kelce @tkelce]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Alex Halfmann @_AlleyyCatt_]

Can I just be off for another week 😭

[ⓗαmζα @HamzaSenpai_]

This is why ion be on Facebook anymore 😂

[Alex Halfmann @_AlleyyCatt_]

Insurance went up to 700 dollars a month today for Carson so if anyone is wondering why I dont want another kid.. there's your answer.

[Alex Halfmann @_AlleyyCatt_]

Buying all new pillows for us and the kids is the best feeling.. and that's how I know I'm an adult 😅

[Alex Halfmann @_AlleyyCatt_]

Cut my lip on a beer can trying to shotgun a beer at a family event 😂😂😂