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[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn’t have come in fifth.

[vita @majipres]

I’m pregnant and my baby is gonna be the most powerful reddit mod to walk this earth

[amethyst @thatssoamethyst]

I don’t support what happened to Charlie Kirk.
Charlie Kirk supported what happened to Charlie Kirk.

[jules ⋆✴︎˚⋆ @missionharrie]

my NFL if u even care

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“SAY DRAKE 😃”

[رشا✧ @mylifezjm]

2013 me woulda been institutionalized

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Me subtly trying to meet the bartender’s eye so they see I’m waiting politely and patiently and should let me order next

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

him: are you fucking stupid?
me:

[PITT BASKETBALL SHOUTING @N_THEYSTAYTHERE]

IMMIGRANTS DON'T EAT PETS.

WEST VIRGINIA FANS DO !!!!! FOLKS !!!!! BACKYARD BRAWL !!!!!!

[☔ @Whotfismick]

i love dogs but that mf gotta pay rent at that size

[Karli Marulli @karlimarulli]

trump: *waking up* wheres joe biden?
surgeon: who do you think gave you the ear 💕