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[BIG LEO 🦅 @leodey4uu]

A moving man 😂

[DIRTTY_DRIPP🐐 @LIPP1K]

Backshots make u nut fast seeing all dat ass jigglin 😭😭😭😭

[KlintonCod @klintoncod]

They can never earn and be happy, they must always find ways to look down on people also earning in their various ways, typical Nigerian man poverty mentality. Always “i better pass my neighbour”.

[SOMTO @somtodeyforyo]

“Go for rich men” when she don get the rich man and the man no Dey give a dime then she go change am to “You fit dey hear millions make you no see shi shi, Go for generous men”. 😂🤲

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

Look at the way you're struggling to pay house rent when you have a mansion in heaven.
Why not go home?

[TOBOH🪖 @Tobzzy212]

One day I’ll wake up brush my teeth, take a bath , dress nicely, eat good food , step out of my house and go and buy car .

[ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ @point2five]

Evil people are relying on you to be the bigger person.
Surprise them.

[Nobody @dharnyyoung]

I trust Messi sha. Ordinary siiuu Garnacho no see team enter again.

[BLOVD✨🇦🇷🇪🇦 @BlovdSzn_]

Ronaldo's biggest fear is actually Portugal winning without him.

[Muna @Munalozy]

Nobody wicked reach all those people wey dey easily cry.

😭😭

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

“If you see your friend with your enemy, be sure that both are your enemy. One openly, the other secretly.”

— unknown

[𝓓𝓮𝓵 @delonperc]

HOT TAKE: Narcissists only be kind to people who could give them validations and profits. And if a tiny disagreement is happening between you n narcissists, or if they see your imperfections, oh you will face their true diabolical self.

[BIG DUKE @DukeDarls]

The problem is that you think you’re with people

As a man you’re standing alone, when I say alone I literally mean ALONE

The only people that will stretch themselves a little for you are your family & that too has its limits

Plan your life. Secure yourself because you’re ALONE

[OSAS🦅 @MrOGdiamond]

People will be mad at you simply because you are not intimidated by them 😆

[human rose toy 🇫🇷 @nashemt]

i didnt pay for shit and i’m seeing it as well 😎

[PHNM @JoeyXcv]

every young nigga will eventually have the canon moment where they realise womanising is the ultimate distraction to their life goals

[The Strongest @BoogeyThat]

In Nigeria, It's not enough that you battle your oppressors. You also have to fight the willing slaves. And dem plenty.

[Blessed😈🇦🇷 @Blessedonx1]

No die ooh, you go full status o!!! Dem go come dm you say "Tell me it's not true, say something" Dem go come screenshot am post

[Top Gun🐼 @mukhtar_usman]

You followed someone to an outing and left them to meet another guy in the VIP section.

But it’s the guy you left who felt disrespected, insulted and blocked you that is the weirdo and insecure😂

Some of you are badly behaved and extremely mentally unstable.