Liza 🐘✨

Meh…

[valerie @badpositionz]

how about you copy the gif link and shove it up your ass

[Nans💕 @TheXyznans]

jsyk, “you’re more beautiful than your friend” isn’t a compliment.

[Zion ~ ⁷ | @venusianbbyyy]

Get these 10%, 15% , 25% Black Friday “deals” out of my face

[Schrödinger @OgheneEse7]

This is the equivalent of doing excursion on Okpebholo flyovers right?😭

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

you know say I no be that kind person na

- that kind person

[Liza 🐘✨ @_AmaLiza]

@chxkaodi You’re so pretty ❤️❤️

[pHiLo ✨ @iamlekanphilip]

• and if you like, don't become important at work. 👍

[mirah 🤍? @theestalln]

im at the point in the semester where im just submitting straight bullshit

[M @maszxzx]

there’s something weirdly freeing about being disappointed in someone for the last time

[k @cocofiller]

whew lets not

[ari @badgal_ari]

Y’all find the most trivial things to be upset about 😭

[elora ᢉ𐭩 @k1llkcals]

fool me once, i'll kill myself in front of you
can't fool me twice now can you

[Xent @Xentx0]

Being self-aware is hilarious because you can literally observe your own self-sabotage, understand the psychology behind it, and still give yourself permission to continue.

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

The more weddings i got to, the more i be confused how married ppl cheat, this shit serious asf to me and i just be a guest!!

[️ً @5vi1y]

ppl unpleaser

[arty @arturiot]

pra mim um dos melhores diálogos de série dos últimos tempos é
- hiiii
- bet you are

[thegirl_Zora_🌞❤️ @1am_aube]

“you should try reading books that actually challenge your mind.”

good grief, Susan. have you seen the state of the world lately? let me enjoy my romance nonsense in peace.

[Big Yetty Has Her PVC ✨ @yetunede]

By leaving her child for her

[𝑌𝑢𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑖𝑎 ❤︎ @yulicia_m]

L'amour de ta vie c'est toi. Prends soin de toi

[rays @r4iivv]

eu gosto tanto de ir embora que eu tenho certeza que em outra vida eu fui pai