Alondrita

chicken mcnuggets

[Alondrita @_AmazingAl]

@RemarkableJamie Woman

[Alondrita @_AmazingAl]

@_nnaayyee Sick pay tho 👁👄👁

[Alondrita @_AmazingAl]

@_nnaayyee Bet, you won’t!

[Alondrita @_AmazingAl]

✨ Physical touch ✨

[Alondrita @_AmazingAl]

My parents are millennials who act like boomers, and I apparently act like a millennial who is actually a gen-z

[Alondrita @_AmazingAl]

@FlyingMexicans Bruh what?! Joel has a twitter 😳 hiiiiii

[naomi @notnajz]

i had such a good weekend i’m so sad it’s over 🥺

[Alondrita @_AmazingAl]

I must’ve been a really depressed person because I don’t relate to my page no more. 💀 they’re mostly about heartbreak

[JAY⚡️ @iDaddyJay]

“Put dat damn mask on”

[Sith Salah @SirJCharles23]

@shxmxri @_liljeph No matter how safe you drive there’s always a nigha who lives his life a quarter mile at a time in his Chevy Impala thats gon take you out

[Smiley 🇯🇲 @skinteethnerd]

Best Spiderman?

[DHemphill @1milb430]

Imagine raping & abusing your own sister, she ends up missing, so you start a go fund me with no one realizing you are one of her abusers, and together the world gives you $10,000 bc your sister is found dead.

[Alondrita @_AmazingAl]

It’s good to be back. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[A. @notoriousaali]

WHEN YOUR MAN UNDER 6’0 https://t.co/mU0WUFo6mq

[horace @gayandold]

1. Grindr is not a dating app you were on there trying to get a thick brush in your pink palette

2. You dismissed someone that knows your signature phrase and probably likes you

3. What exactly about the screenshot was worth tweeting https://t.co/SviDm6iI1Z