amber

[amber @_AmberKay]

You guys don’t know pain is cold water it’s okay that’s fine

[amber @_AmberKay]

Y’all ever brought your stepdad to a Noah Kahan show? Just me? Interesting vibes for sure.

[amber @_AmberKay]

How am I supposed to hit the weed pen when my step father is next to me

[amber @_AmberKay]

Its fate

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Young blood tomorrow. Queen.

[amber @_AmberKay]

here to remind y’all that driving 20 hours a week for work in your own personal vehicle is not ideal

[amber @_AmberKay]

Why would the tire guy tell me I need new tires when he knows that makes me sad

[amber @_AmberKay]

be gone, demons!!!
help

my daughter stumbled upon his YouTube videos & then Snapchat says ‘find friends”?? No I can’t live like this.

[amber @_AmberKay]

breakups are fun bc what do you mean he took the vacuum and the dog

[priscilla @seashell_luvr]

I am well aware that there is no benefit for a woman to be as opinionated as I am, truly doing it for the love of the game.

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

I just heard someone say "I am a cosmic inconvenience for mediocre men" and that slaps.

[amber @_AmberKay]

diligently logging each hard seltzer into myfitnesspal is this my midlife crash out?

[amber @_AmberKay]

Thank you NK4 for the pain I love it @NoahKahan good work

[amber @_AmberKay]

Me, with food poisoning, on my fourth Liquid IV.

I’ll never financially recover from this.

[blue @bluewmist]

the figs will rot if you don’t eat them. the jasmine blooms for three weeks and then it’s over. your body at twenty-five will never come back, and neither will your body at forty-five. everything you’re saving for later spoils in the waiting. 1/6

[maddie @madsssagascar]

“post a photo dump of you from 2016!” absolutely not. what the fuck is wrong with you

[amber @_AmberKay]

I hate my job. That’s all.

[amber @_AmberKay]

Yes this is the only thing I remember from that night

[amber @_AmberKay]

13 years ago today I saw the Red Hot Chili Peppers in Kansas City. Some guy spilled beer all over me and his wife smacked him really hard.

[amber @_AmberKay]

13 years ago today I saw the Red Hot Chili Peppers in Kansas City. Some guy spilled beer all over me and his wife smacked him really hard.

[amber @_AmberKay]

you must be joking

[amber @_AmberKay]

Please my guy I have to go to work