Htown Heartbreakers

We get together and drink every Tuesday night and somehow a softball game breaks out

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What if I told you the Heartbreakers stopped practicing, started drinking, & kept winning!
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@kylejasper46

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@ghostdawg8893 Where's the fundamentals? #TwoHands

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HUGE 1 run loss to Ram Timber. Good teams win, great teams cover #MakeSoftballGreatAgain

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@BuschBeer Step aside Jerry Jones, Mark Hake & the Hoyleton Heartbreaker's are America's new team. We crush more cans than softballs, hit a few darts, break a lot of hearts, & litterally chose Busch Light over @bryceharper3.
We were born for this..
#SponsoredByBusch #Contest

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According to @Ken_Rosenthal, Ownership has offered @Bharper3407 a contract that would make him the highest paid player in Addieville history. To free up cap space, the Heartbreaker's plan to pay @hunterbeetley only in Pesos.

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🚨TWO DOLLAR TUESDAY🚨

For tonight's 8:45 playoff matchup against API, all fans wearing Heartbreaker's gear will recieve $2 admission to the ballpark! Just walk up, hand @bkas10_2 two dollars, & enjoy the show!!

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Sources confirm The @Nationals contacted The Heartbreaker's about moving CF @Bharper3407 before the trade deadline. The deal would give the Nat's the 3 free beer rounds Jordan Harre still owes The Heartbreaker's. Owner Mark Hake declined & stated "That's a clown offer bro."

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#WinItForHake

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GAMEDAY!! For tonights 8 o'clock Playoff Game, your Heartbreaker's are hosting "Bring Your Glove to the Game" Night! No, this isn't to help you catch all the home runs we won't hit..

..it's because newly signed RF @JWeeke literally doesn't own a glove & needs to borrow yours!

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S/o to @danielparris12 for winning Addieville's Rookie of the Week honors!! #YoungGun

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@ghostdawg8893 @MattCarp13 First pitch is at 8 o'clock, but be sure to come early before the special giveaway runs out!

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Hey @MattCarp13, are you busy next Tuesday? #DingerCity

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Regular Season? ✔
Top 4 Ranking? ✔
Next Stop? PLAYOFFS.

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Happy "Winsday"! @holle42 got the call up from our Minor League affiliate "The Posey Pussycats" this morning & helped lead your Heartbreaker's to a huge win in his big league debut!!

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Miss us already? Problem solved! After last night's YUGE win, we're back again tonight at 7:45 against Reichman's with playoff berth on the line! #AmericasTeam

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@kylejasper46 @hunterbeetley @bkas10_2 Sabermetric Stat of the Day:

@bkas10_2 has hit the over on errors in every game this season but one. The only game he didn't was because he was benched in the 3rd inning.

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Tonight's Over/Under Betting Lines:

- 3rd inning Bench Clearing Brawl

- 2.5 mile high popflys to 2nd base for @hunterbeetley

- 3.5 beer rounds owed after the game

- 5 errors for @bkas10_2

Please contact our team bookie: @kylejasper46 for all your betting needs.

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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

Due to popular demand, tonight's All-Star Game has been moved to 7 o'clock at Addieville Ballpark. Be sure to come early for a special autograph session from the Hefty Lefty himself, @kylejasper46!!

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Not all hearts are meant to be broken, so we'd like to send up a big Lutheran Prayer to our world famous owner, Mark Hake, who is coming home from the hospital today after successfully undergoing heart surgery last week!! #WelcomeBack

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"Wins"day Morning Stat Line:

- 1 Tornado Warning

- League Record SIX strikeouts for pitching phenom @Clintjohannes1

- 13 runs scored, 13 errors committed