Ron Burgundy

The Legend Continues...

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Tonight’s broadcast of WVU vs. Baylor on ESPN is coming to you live from an old wooden ship.. also a whale’s vagina.

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[Ron Burgundy @_Anchorman]

It is anchorMAN, not anchorLADY! And that is a scientific fact!!!

[Ron Burgundy @_Anchorman]

I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

[Ron Burgundy @_Anchorman]

I'm very important... I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

[Ron Burgundy @_Anchorman]

You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us...

[Ron Burgundy @_Anchorman]

The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show...

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How I'm going to conquer finals week... In which I am Brick... @SteveCarell @RonTheAnchorman @_Anchorman https://t.co/IoyFpFULqB

[Ron Burgundy @_Anchorman]

They've done studies, you know... 60% of the time, a THIRD MOVIE works, every time. #Anchorman3

@collidernews https://t.co/IhLfLdeOyy

[Ron Burgundy @_Anchorman]

"I love scotch that's old enough to order its own scotch" -Not a Burgundy quote; but dammit, do I respect it.

[Ron Burgundy @_Anchorman]

How I'm handling everything thrown at me in life https://t.co/fgRRxATAZB

[Ron Burgundy @_Anchorman]

I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

[Ron Burgundy @_Anchorman]

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! http://t.co/MsnKF8Fcq6

[Ron Burgundy @_Anchorman]

@JoeyG_LTC Easy compadre, I'm your friend out here

[Ron Burgundy @_Anchorman]

People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.

[Ron Burgundy @_Anchorman]

If you want to throw down fisticuffs, fine! I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waiting for ya, right here!

[Ron Burgundy @_Anchorman]

It's an optical illusion. #CalmYourselfIn4Words

[Ron Burgundy @_Anchorman]

It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

[Ron Burgundy @_Anchorman]

The beginning vs. the end of the semester

[Ron Burgundy @_Anchorman]

Go fuck yourself, San Diego!