Dirty Jesus

birkenstocks n dreadlocks what's up hoe

[Dirty Jesus @_AndrewBrandt]

Don't put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket

[Dirty Jesus @_AndrewBrandt]

I might be back in a couple weeks if I get bored enough, until then 🖕🏼

[Dirty Jesus @_AndrewBrandt]

✌🏼 losers

[Dirty Jesus @_AndrewBrandt]

Your mcm still think the earth round

[Dirty Jesus @_AndrewBrandt]

I just want my damn truck already

[Dirty Jesus @_AndrewBrandt]

@CHERNyahousekey @CTCSquares white girls

[Dirty Jesus @_AndrewBrandt]

@DavidBallah2 @mandyybynes ooooooo0oOo boy oh boy you my brother are correct

[Dirty Jesus @_AndrewBrandt]

Tell a lie once and all your truths become questionable

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

boys like:
-having an education 🙄
-having a job 😂
-healthy relationships 🐸

MEN like:
-code red 💦
-monster trucks 💪
-succing their own dicc👀

[Spock @spockmusic]

ok seriously what the heck does a vagina look like

[Dirty Jesus @_AndrewBrandt]

Get you a girl that cooks you dinner then lets you eat her for a second dinner

[Dirty Jesus @_AndrewBrandt]

Doctor: hahahahah jokes on you come back for more "medicine" next month;)

[Dirty Jesus @_AndrewBrandt]

Here's an antidepressant, that should keep your depression at bay... ....although it does have side effects including suicidal thoughts

[Sam Adams @SamuelAAdams]

Rachel Maddow announces she will release Donald Trump’s tax returns as a 10-episode Netflix series.

[Dirty Jesus @_AndrewBrandt]

we laid up

[Dirty Jesus @_AndrewBrandt]

Oooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuououououuuuu😩🙌🤘🏼🔥😍😛

[John Cardillo @johncardillo]

A Senator met officially with the Russian Ambassador - Hysteria

Obama sent a plane load of our $$ to Iran in the middle of the night - Meh

[Dirty Jesus @_AndrewBrandt]

@_JimmyGreene who lives in a pineapple under the sea?!

[Dirty Jesus @_AndrewBrandt]

@_JimmyGreene coooOoOOOoOoOO0o00ooookie crisp

[Dirty Jesus @_AndrewBrandt]

@HomeDepot please stop selling bent/ faulty drill bits at your golden ring location. The customer service is terrible as well.