Andrew_Stevens

—Andrew Stevens -Husband- Father - Appalachian mountains -wrestler - #Alcohol free. Jew-ish but not Israel

[Andrew_Stevens @_AndrewStevenss]

@JoeySalads If if if
Boogeyman making bitch ass loser

[Andrew_Stevens @_AndrewStevenss]

He’s the only reason I hope heaven and hell is real.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump to farmers: You have a nice safe beautiful life. Your life is much better than my life. Your ear wasn’t pierced. You didn’t get pierced.

[Andrew_Stevens @_AndrewStevenss]

Aligning yourself with the pedo protector pals to prove to your kid you are not a terrible human is quite the choice from a guy whose paid for every child.

[PinkNews @PinkNews]

Elon Musk confirms he got into politics because of estranged trans daughter Vivian Wilson ➡️ https://t.co/EKertwY9oH

📷 Getty

[Andrew_Stevens @_AndrewStevenss]

His dementia is going to slip up that he’s fucked dudes and the entire right wing will be pro geriatric gays

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump with Jordan Stolz, 2 time gold medal winner in speed skating in this year's Winter Olympics. Stolz puts his gold medal on Trump.

Trump: I’m keeping it. I like gold. I forgot to touch his leg. His leg is like a rock.

[Andrew_Stevens @_AndrewStevenss]

This is like if the dinosaurs had telescopes and could track the meteors

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Anthropic has urged for a global pause in AI development as artificial-intelligence models are nearing capability to improve without human intervention, per WSJ

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Anthropic has urged for a global pause in AI development as artificial-intelligence models are nearing capability to improve without human intervention, per WSJ

[Andrew_Stevens @_AndrewStevenss]

Shut the fuck up right now

[Austin Statesman @statesman]

Austin-based podcaster Joe Rogan reportedly being considered for 60 Minutes role. https://t.co/Q3SOtB6qra

[Andrew_Stevens @_AndrewStevenss]

@jakeshieldsajj Wah wah my racist love boy can’t get out of jail wah wah

[Andrew_Stevens @_AndrewStevenss]

Humanity is not about never doing bad things, we all do. It’s about the growth you have to realize you did harm- and apologizing, growing, and advocating.
It takes a lot more courage to admit wrongs than to brag about accomplishments.

Good stuff by @TedDanson

[Variety @Variety]

Ted Danson says "I need to and want to apologize for the rest of my life" for a 1993 roast of Whoopi Goldberg he did in blackface.

It was “so arrogant and stupid on my part," he said on W. Kamau Bell's podcast. "Within 20 seconds, I was like, ‘I stuck my finger in a light socket.’" https://t.co/erj3KPDRB8

[Andrew_Stevens @_AndrewStevenss]

HUNTER BIDEN do you like indie professional wrestling ????

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Scott Pelley issues new statement after being fired by CBS for opposing their pro-MAGA bias:

“New management has instructed me to inject falsehoods and bias into a politically sensitive story. I’ve been told to include assertions that are unverified. To date, in every case, I have managed to ignore these instructions or refuse them.

Recently, politicians have been invited to choose correspondents for interviews on the broadcast. Giving politicians control over 60 Minutes interviews is not how this is done.

Finally, incompetence and unprofessionalism in the new management have wreaked havoc. In a case involving one of my stories, the entire program came within 19 minutes of not getting on the air at all.”

[Andrew_Stevens @_AndrewStevenss]

@JackQuaid92
Probably the best

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Who is a Nepotism kid with actual talent?

[Andrew_Stevens @_AndrewStevenss]

@WillRagatz Fuck it, close enough. Welcome back Pistol

[Andrew_Stevens @_AndrewStevenss]

@Georgesantos @jared_shult You wanna be anything other than what you are so badly, George. You’ll even lie, and steal.
Only one of us has stolen from a veterans dog charity and it’s not me.
No one hates you because of your body, we hate you for the demon occupying it.

[Andrew_Stevens @_AndrewStevenss]

They spent how much ….

[Global Box Office @GlobalBoxOffice]

MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE is now tracking to bomb this coming weekend.

Its pre-sales pace has been weak and never really improved. It’s now on track for a $27M–$35M domestic opening on $170M+ budget.

[Andrew_Stevens @_AndrewStevenss]

Going from 3 first round picks to this package just shows to never hold onto the asset.

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Now agreed to and official: The #Browns are trading Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the #Rams for star edge Jared Verse, a 2027 1st-round, a 2028 2nd round, and a 2029 3rd, per me, @AdamSchefter and @TomPelissero.

The offseason's biggest trade is final and real.

[Andrew_Stevens @_AndrewStevenss]

@Georgesantos @jared_shult @isaiahrmartin Fantasizing about men you have no chance with? Cmon George this isn’t high school again.

[Andrew_Stevens @_AndrewStevenss]

If god birthed everything, and only women can produce life…. I’m going to help you sit down in them ugly ass boots

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

I FOUND IT!

Here’s the video of democrat James Talarico calling God non-binary.

“God is both masculine & feminine & everything in between.”

In the same breath, Talarico said, “[Trans children] are perfect, beautiful, & they are sacred.”

No, Talarico. God isn’t non-binary.

[Andrew_Stevens @_AndrewStevenss]

#Pride or die
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[All Elite Wrestling @AEW]

🫶 AEW is proud to celebrate #PrideMonth this month, and every month!

[Blackish Press @blackishpress]

Colman Domingo reveals to ELLE, the secret to maintaining a relationship of over 21 years with his husband, Raul

“The thing that we keep investigating is how close friends we are. Not just partners, but friends—and I mean real friends. To have conversations where we say, ‘Hey, talk to me as your friend, not your partner. I want to hear about you and your evolution, what you need.’ It’s that question: What do you need? Where are you right now? Without judgment. I think that’s the staying power. With long-term relationships, people think you’ve got to give up something. I don’t think you do. I think you lean into something.”

🔗 https://t.co/5PR3qtyJIe