@FootballCliches Cricket not football, but yesterday Gloucestershire tweeted “one brings two” after taking wickets just before and after lunch. Absolutely not having it, like describing goals either side of halftime being a quickfire double. Wasn’t even the same bowler!
@FootballCliches A goalkeeper will often be said to be equal to a shot when he has saved it. Is there an argument for saying they are superior to it, as they’ve won the individual battle against the would-be goalscorer?
@JeffersonLake@JonDunhamGB This feels like that episode of The Simpsons where Mr Burns hires loads of professional baseball players at the power plant to help them win the softball title.
@FootballCliches Hereford United 2 Newcastle United 1. Goal of the season, parka-clad kids invading a swamp of a pitch, greatest FA Cup shock of all time. It ticks all the boxes.
Lurid away kits that look like they were designed by someone on drugs
Goalkeeper shirts with elbow pads
Hereford finishing 17th in Division Three season after season
My ex housemate @alexmorrison81 is feeling sad after Scotland’s football team didn’t do very well last night. Help make him feel better by buying a copy of his book.
My ex housemate @alexmorrison81 is feeling sad after Scotland’s football team didn’t do very well last night. Help make him feel better by buying a copy of his book.