Andy Carswell

Reluctant dinosaur expert thanks to my two dino obsessed kids. Cat herder @Warwickshire_CC and @HerefordFC fan.

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@HerefordFC Booked, thank you!

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@joncolman @SophieBirnie You let Dougal do a funeral?

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@FootballCliches Cricket not football, but yesterday Gloucestershire tweeted “one brings two” after taking wickets just before and after lunch. Absolutely not having it, like describing goals either side of halftime being a quickfire double. Wasn’t even the same bowler!

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@FootballCliches A goalkeeper will often be said to be equal to a shot when he has saved it. Is there an argument for saying they are superior to it, as they’ve won the individual battle against the would-be goalscorer?

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@_SimonFarr your boys took a hell of a beating!

[Hereford FC @HerefordFC]

FULL TIME | A MASSIVE three points 🙌

King's Lynn🔵 0-2 ⚫️Hereford
#COYW | #OurCity

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@Danny_McMoomins Spread some butter on the top before sticking it in the oven. Game changer

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@CJPhillips1982 Do they not pass the attendance along the press box on a scrap of handwritten paper anymore? For shame.

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@JeffersonLake @JonDunhamGB This feels like that episode of The Simpsons where Mr Burns hires loads of professional baseball players at the power plant to help them win the softball title.

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@FootballCliches Hereford United 2 Newcastle United 1. Goal of the season, parka-clad kids invading a swamp of a pitch, greatest FA Cup shock of all time. It ticks all the boxes.

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@CheapPanini I got a five pointer in a previous series when they did a variation on this. Clues were Preston End, Stirlingshire, Queen of the.

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@CheapPanini HIS NAME IS A SHOP

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Lurid away kits that look like they were designed by someone on drugs

Goalkeeper shirts with elbow pads

Hereford finishing 17th in Division Three season after season

[Knightmare @KnightmareUK]

Oasis are trending. What else from the '90s should make a comeback?

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@shauntippins Congratulations Alfie!

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@sid_lambert Isn’t that Ed Balls?

[Lee Healey @HealeyCartoons]

Withnail and AI

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I have now read @alexmorrison81’s excellent book (I’d forgotten The Bennattar’s words of encouragement on the whiteboard) and post this image.

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My ex housemate @alexmorrison81 is feeling sad after Scotland’s football team didn’t do very well last night. Help make him feel better by buying a copy of his book.

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My ex housemate @alexmorrison81 is feeling sad after Scotland’s football team didn’t do very well last night. Help make him feel better by buying a copy of his book.

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#T20IWorldCup2024 If you bowl a wide first ball, the BBC app records your economy rate as infinity

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@RalphDunham @Crap90sFootball @bryansgunn Looks like everyone had been drinking Tennants Super before the game.