SensitiveSavage

Wife🖤Mom🖤Keto AF🖤
a little sensitive - a little savage
PTK... Because Pizza 🍕
▪️Adulting is soup, and I'm a fork▪️

[SensitiveSavage @_Angela_Savage_]

What’s it like being a Mom of a pre-teen you ask??

Me: I want you to get a really good night’s sleep bub 🥰
Ari: Why?
Me: I want you to have a really good couple weeks at school before the two week break 🥰
Ari: Why? Do you think I’m uneducated?
Me: What? No..
😑😑😑
#momlife

[SensitiveSavage @_Angela_Savage_]

Waiter: What would you like to drink?
Ariana: Sprite please
Waiter: Coke okay?
Ariana: No.
Waiter: Did you say Pepsi?
Ariana: No. Sprite please.
Waiter: Oh I’m so sorry!

*Waiter walks away*

Ariana: What’s he going to do when I say Alfredo?!?

🤣🤣🤣

[SensitiveSavage @_Angela_Savage_]

@mummymadness2 I hear this! I was only through there for a brief period of time to get full custody and soooo soooo so broken

[SensitiveSavage @_Angela_Savage_]

Kid just came barreling through the door from, said hi, grabbed her iPad and said she wants to spend alone time in her room....

Yay teen years 🙌🏼

[SensitiveSavage @_Angela_Savage_]

So real question...

My brain literally cannot understand movies like Avatar and The Matrix..

I’ve tried watching... it just does not compute.

Anyone else?? No??

[SensitiveSavage @_Angela_Savage_]

@Ketogenic Soooo good

[SensitiveSavage @_Angela_Savage_]

What started as a fun attempt to start and finish Christmas shopping in an effort to feel accomplished today, turned into a $700 ‘holy sweet baby Jesus moment.’

Looks like Ari and Moe are both going to have that HOLY CRAP look on their face for Christmas 🤣

[SensitiveSavage @_Angela_Savage_]

@MadDogLane1984 Bahahahahahaha

[SensitiveSavage @_Angela_Savage_]

Me “Ari!! All the adulting for the day is done- I get to take a week off..”

Ariana “haha that’s funny- but seriously... no.”

Put that in a freaking What to Expect book ✌🏼
#momlife #cool #tweenmom

[SensitiveSavage @_Angela_Savage_]

@MsJayLee22 🤣🤣🤣🤣 for real 👏🏼

[SensitiveSavage @_Angela_Savage_]

Financial Goals:
Have as much money as my kid thinks I have ✌🏼

#momlife #goals #wtfmoment

[SensitiveSavage @_Angela_Savage_]

My 11 year old is a savage 🤣

The guy in the apartment next to us is blasting music while she’s trying to relax.. so I hear her scream-

“Alexa! Play Christmas music- volume 10!”

That’s MY baby 🤣

[SensitiveSavage @_Angela_Savage_]

Secret time 🤭

Stripped the bed before our cleaning lady came earlier and totally forgot to wash the sheets...

So now I’m sitting here ignoring the problem and waiting for Moe to realize so he can solve it 🤣🤣

[SensitiveSavage @_Angela_Savage_]

Episode 4 is up!!
Wishing, trying, and hoping is for losers!! Stop being a loser 🤭🖤

Focus=Power https://t.co/78F5bhflMl

[SensitiveSavage @_Angela_Savage_]

@BunAndLeggings 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 deaddddd

[SensitiveSavage @_Angela_Savage_]

Anyone else?????

#wtfock #hotmess #relatable #SMH

[SensitiveSavage @_Angela_Savage_]

🖤🖤🖤

[SensitiveSavage @_Angela_Savage_]

Mommy Makeover is back 🖤

60 hours no food
Full body detox and reset
Mental clarity and focus
Buh bye bloat

Crazy yeah??
It’ll be the best thing you’ve ever done.

Drop REBOOT to snag yours 🖤
#detox #keto #lchf #metabolism #diet

[SensitiveSavage @_Angela_Savage_]

@lilgreenkc 🤣🤣

[SensitiveSavage @_Angela_Savage_]

@rosiedearg 🤣🤣🤣

[SensitiveSavage @_Angela_Savage_]

@gnuman1979 🤣😂🤣😂🤣