Archita Patel

PR girl / Pretend adult. Texan in New York forever searching for queso.

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My friends in Texas: my husband and I are about to buy our first home
My friends in New York: I lost my dignity again and I can barely afford this brunch

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@brand_mcdaniel Heyyyy

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@rahulk013 Back from the dead just to like this

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@dimitriwhite @rahulk013 I’m screaming too

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@BrendaOffDuty @ohpolly Lmao

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@dimitriwhite Always judging, always boozing

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@allisonclaire22 Always remember to stock up on water during a snowstorm

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Went to cvs to get hot Cheetos and they’re all gone. Who else eats these in this city but me?

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Me anytime I get a new email alert on a snow day

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Is a massive snowstorm hitting the night of my date a sign from the lord?

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Sometimes I sit in the office bathroom and contemplate my life until the motion sensor light turn off. #adulthood

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Me walking into work an hour late

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@robinCjacobs I always ask them to sweeten mine with agave 👍🏼

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The pizza guy called me princess and I suddenly believe in true love again.

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Do you ever get the urge to stay in and make good life good decisions? Me neither.

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Sometimes I lay in a pile of clothes and complain about how I have no clothes. Wish the same applied to money.

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Beyoncé can get me to jump off a cliff but Beyoncé can’t get me to go vegan.

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I didn’t tweet at all yesterday and no one checked in to see if I was alive. Y’all are fake.

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I am the hummingbird

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Someone told me I look like an upper east side mom today and now I’m questioning my personal brand.

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Horror story: I looked at my wrist and there wasn’t a hair tie on it.