Ariel Rosario

insta & tiktok: @ari.a.rosario

[Ariel Rosario @_ArielRosario_]

was on pinterest for like an hour and a half and now i wanna dye my hair 8 different colors, my wedding is planned, i wanna throw all my clothes away and start a new wardrobe, and make a bunch of DIY stuff; but i currently have $.08 in my bank account

[Ariel Rosario @_ArielRosario_]

my livers got biceps

[Lily A 😘🥵🥰 @CutieBootyLily]

I love hearing “we” and “our” when my partner talks. It’s small affirmation.

[Ariel Rosario @_ArielRosario_]

so what’s gunna happen when i stop initiating?

[AIDA @shutupaida]

big dick so irritating. why are you in my lung

[Sahana Srinivasan @sahana_srini]

When I say I like it rough I don’t mean EMOTIONALLY

[𝔹𝕀𝔾 𝕃𝕀𝔹ℝ𝔸 is uplifting Tinashe✨ @venusianhunty]

The fact that people can be so horrible to you and just simply not remember at all is…..scary

[Ariel Rosario @_ArielRosario_]

let’s make like a blunt and roll 😎

[cadis @thighsareswag]

smoking weed for the first time is better than ur first kiss

[whit @whitneyarner]

imagine if your sister wrote a song about what a burnout loser you were and then you ended up on game of thrones. that happened to a guy

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I took a job as the head of Old McDonald’s farm.

I’m the CIEIO.

[zel @denzeldion]

if we are in a ‘don’t laugh’ situation... bitch do not look over at me 😭

[Casey Feigh @caseyfeigh]

My niece turned 3 today!! She asked for a Lion King cake but specifically the moment where Mufasa dies, because “everyone will be too sad to eat the cake and it will be all for me.”

[Ҝ @__kdash_]

Soon as money leaves me more money is already on its way to me.