Brandon⁉️

I don’t even speak Spanish lol

[Brandon⁉️ @_AsapBrandon_]

@iwannamakepasta NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Brandon⁉️ @_AsapBrandon_]

@realStockes @RepThomasMassie Cum

[Brandon⁉️ @_AsapBrandon_]

@LauraLoomer Well over 90 days

[Brandon⁉️ @_AsapBrandon_]

Portland is actually pretty fun when you don’t have a mf in your ear telling you it’s awful and that you shouldn’t visit.

[Brandon⁉️ @_AsapBrandon_]

Where’s the democratic women that need a shoulder to cry on at?

[Brandon⁉️ @_AsapBrandon_]

@CFC_Ciro @k0rsica Obama would destroy trump in an election lol

[Brandon⁉️ @_AsapBrandon_]

@ThomasPaineBand @mcuban @realDonaldTrump @elonmusk Congratulating somebody is back peddling ?lmao 😂

[Brandon⁉️ @_AsapBrandon_]

“Do you miss me” no I miss watching prime Westbrook and KD fuck shit up

[Brandon⁉️ @_AsapBrandon_]

Amount of women I’ve fumbled has gotta be studied. Idek how I do it.

[Brandon⁉️ @_AsapBrandon_]

Nothing like flirting and vibing with a girl then she pops out with a bf a few days later 😛

[Brandon⁉️ @_AsapBrandon_]

Why is it always ugly ass men and women in open relationships lol

[Brandon⁉️ @_AsapBrandon_]

If she’s drinking buzzballs every weekend she a thottie.

[Brandon⁉️ @_AsapBrandon_]

If an old person has a dog there’s an 80% chance it’s a small annoying ass one.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

but it's me who needs to drink out of a soggy paper straw to reduce my carbon footprint

[Brandon⁉️ @_AsapBrandon_]

@_synno @ayeejuju It’s fake, none of this shit is actually going to happen.

[Brandon⁉️ @_AsapBrandon_]

The last straw.

[Brandon⁉️ @_AsapBrandon_]

Seeing all my favorite sports teams getting raw dogged for the last 10 years of my life has done irreparable damage to my mental health.

[Brandon⁉️ @_AsapBrandon_]

@Honestpakistan2 @fopminui @fasc1nate Looks like Nemo

[Brandon⁉️ @_AsapBrandon_]

you can tell when a parent and their child are so alike that they don’t get along sometimes lol.