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Renaissance Man

[АSЧЕЯ @_AsherThompson_]

I’m like 99% positive my ex-girlfriend broke up with me because I made her watch Pet Semetary

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@VideoGameHstry I actually have a coworker who still uses them lmao

[Bark @barkmeta]

Let me explain what just happened 👇

5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil.

5 minutes…

These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch.

There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made.

Someone in that room picked up a phone.
And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars.

American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it.

This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions.

This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight.

You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question.

Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that.

The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…

[LonelyGoomba @LonelyGoomba]

So no one has made a video game where you play as a lil imaginary man doing parkour outside of the car window as your dad drives?

[АSЧЕЯ @_AsherThompson_]

@XandersQuest_ @norafawn Ever hear of empathy?

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@tate_gf

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@tate_gf This is so sad 😭😭😭 that poor baby

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

ALL HAIL CHAIRMAN TRUMP! WITH HIS GLORIOUS 10% PURCHASE OF INTEL, THE SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF AMERICA ENTERS A BOLD NEW ERA OF GOVERNMENT-RUN BUSINESS.

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

My Democratic colleagues and I just left the state of Texas to break quorum and stop Trump’s redistricting power grab.

Trump is trying to rig the midterm elections right before our eyes. But first he’ll have to come through us.

It’s time to fight back.

[Robert J Ellingsworth 🆓 @BY1959]

Thanks Canada. Fuck Trump. Please Pass this Along.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

If the Epstein Files are NOT real, then why was there a vote on the House floor just now to have them released?

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

Guy who defunded SNAP thinks a small family can subsist on six pieces of pizza for one week

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@dinosaurs1969 I love this lil guy

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@TheWorstOfTwt Replies ain’t loading on this lmao

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

It’s not complicated: landlords know they can make a lot more money if Andrew Cuomo is in City Hall. That's why they're going all in.

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride

[collagen machine broke @chronicallybeee]

this is eugenics.
“chronically ill people are not worth the money to keep them alive”

[2 Nut (Pick Up) 🇵🇸 @hueoops]

barstool sports occupied government

[АSЧЕЯ @_AsherThompson_]

@paul_gavan Holy shit I’m sorry for being insensitive but someone please photo shop Bella Ramsey face onto this

[Kiraaa @dumbtwt7]

Having parents who help you financially even as an adult

[꙳•✡︎ @CELLPHONECRYING]

the Human race must band together to stop the advancement of Artificial Intelligence i just seen some shit that terrifies me