Ash

Scopes No.1 fanboy

[Mr_Fireside 🔥 @Mr_Fireside]

While everyone’s focused on Trump, Microsoft created a new state of matter.

It's going to change everything.

Here's what you need to know about Microsoft's Majorana 1 Quantum Chip:🧵

[Dunnocks @Dunnocks1974]

Roll on Thursday.....

12:30 kick off
3:00 kick off
5:30 kick off
8:00 kick off.

That's not the football. That's the missus

[Ash @_Ashy0]

Come to realise chloe does have a red flag, doesn’t watch a single tiktok i send her but will happily send me 10 in a row

[Ash @_Ashy0]

Mentally i’m still at boomtown

[England @England]

After 102 games and almost eight years in charge, Gareth Southgate has announced he is to leave his role as manager of the #ThreeLions.

[Ash @_Ashy0]

England actually playing attacking football for once

[England @England]

Wow. Just... WOW.

❤️ @BellinghamJude

[Ash @_Ashy0]

BELLINGHAM

[Ash @_Ashy0]

Southgate ball

[Ash @_Ashy0]

Awful performance

[Danny @doglab]

It takes 3.2 seconds to RT and help find jay Slater he is on holiday in Tenerife and has gone missing please call 116 000 with any information

[England @England]

Him.

[Ash @_Ashy0]

It’s nearly festival season and I couldn’t be more excited

[Louis M. Cypher @lou_m_cypher]

Use your PTO.
Use your vacation time.
Use your sick time.
Call in if you not feeling it.

[Ash @_Ashy0]

Always forgetting my wrist straps whenever i want to try and PR

[Ash @_Ashy0]

boomtown is 98 days away 🤯

[Ash @_Ashy0]

Chloe’s the deepest sleeper I’ve ever met in my life

[Ash @_Ashy0]

Anyone else’s mrs just annoy them