ASMA'U

[Gidi @tayo_billz]

“He promised to stop beating me once we get married let me just give it a try”

Untimely death: 😂😂

[𝑴𝑵🪜 @mn_almustapha]

People are Mad sha. How can you start a breakup message with "Fa Inna mal usri Yusrah” (Verily with hardship comes ease.) And you think you'll make Heaven😭

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

The last look at my bed before leaving for work

[Tomi @Tomi_Tomero]

Folks that have been postponing their NYSC registration:

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

Me staring at a picture i am about to post but it's getting uglier and uglier

[kayz3d🇦🇷 @kay_z67]

when your roomate came late to class and then you perceive the smell of your perfume.

[Kikelomo Sowore @KikelomoSowore]

Yoruba words with same meaning in English:

Haga haga - Haggard.
E.g Wo bo se ri haga haga

Go -Gullible
E.g Awon yi ma tu go yato

Yan- Yawn
E.g Kilode to n yan?

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

If your phone don dey tire you, just change your wallpaper, screenguard and phonecase 👍🏾

[Wakkie @Big_Wakkie]

Housefly handing over to mosquito in the evening after their day shift 😂

[Eric Lécuyer @eric_lecuyer_]

Après deux heures à regarder le lac, j'ai réalisé que c'était la clôture du voisin

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

What type of compliment is "you look so innocent" am I supposed to look like a notorious criminal?

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

Yes, the government is useless, but those of you throwing plastics and trash out of your car windows are part of the problem too

[27. @dimvji]

everything used to be 20 dollars and now that i finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Unpopular opinion: Your child's name isn't the place to be creative. They'll have to explain, spell, and pronounce it for the rest of their life. Please be more intentional.

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Always have a backup plan for any plan that requires another human to execute

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

In your 20s, your mom will suddenly start becoming closer to you. It's very important that you let her be. She's just a girl.❤️

[Ife Dada @IfeDada2]

Nigeria already struggles to fund NYSC for 3 weeks and it’s evident with the type of food given at camp, hostels people stay in and much more!

Now you’re increasing it for 6 weeks?? You mean SAED lectures for 5 hours for 6 weeks???

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

I hate it when I can see the “Acting” in a movie

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

To graduate now don cost pass wedding preparations