Goofy

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Arsenal's Headass.

[Munjiru wa mbari ya Karanja @wakariowa]

Hio number kwa bio iko mteja

[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.

The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.

Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.

If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[Professor Labamba @BadmanFreke]

Four of your what ???

[OnsOranje @OnsOranje]

Welcoming our Premier League champion! 😄👋

#NothingLikeOranje #FIFAWorldCup

[🏆EPL CHAMPIONS🏆 @officiialex]

Ata after reset bado tuko juu ya meza mamae

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

Githeri Man

[serge east 🎨 @nfivesince99]

first place again ole ole

[James Bong @JamieButon]

We all do you ain't special

[Goofy @_Austo_]

Nothing less than murder.

[Murage Ngunjiri @jmuragengunjiri]

A student who was allegedly thrown out of a moving NICCO Sacco bus along Thika Road this morning and subsequently run over has died.According to reports, those involved did not take the victim to the hospital following the incident. Police in Kasarani have since confirmed the occurrence and have impounded the bus, registration number KDV 713J, as investigations continue.

[PFA @PFA]

❤️🏆

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

ARSENAL ARE THE 2025/26 PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS! 🏆🔴

[Premier League @premierleague]

First look at the 2026/27 Premier League table 👀

[Goofy @_Austo_]

Arsenal is already winning.

[Premier League @premierleague]

First look at the 2026/27 Premier League table 👀

[ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪 @onjolo_kenya]

Kenya’s Cyber Crimes Act is now law.

Screenshot someone’s phone? 5 years.

Delete someone’s data? 5 years.

Record a call without consent? 2 years.

Post misleading information? 2 years.

Be rude online with intent to humiliate? 2 years.

The internet just got a legal address in Kenya.

Act accordingly.

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

Alliance is actually next to a village called Thogoto

[Dr Branice Munyasa @Branicemercy]

Rada ? 😅

[iza @izamamaa]

Wasn’t her husband assassinated in broad daylight here in the U.S. while Trump was president?

[Goofy @_Austo_]

@The_only_travis What do you have to say about the recent Nganya accident? Pure reckless driving caused that. Order must be there. Nobody wants to take away the culture but order must be there.

[Goofy @_Austo_]

Super metro would never.

[Mashaa @Mwaniki_mbui]

They call it "matatu culture"

[Goofy @_Austo_]

The real benefactors of Gen Z protests. We really had fake tears dropping here.

[Wa Mso @orscrz]

Almost everyone who was on the frontline in gen z protests was recruited by the government. Some are open about it some are not, but you can clearly tell by the way they move.

[Goofy @_Austo_]

This timeline is wild. What’s going on?