Chris

Genuinely just a terrible influence. 10+ years exp. in pushing my luck, biting off more than I can chew, skating on thin ice and flying too close to the sun.

[Chris @_AverageChris]

@TrashKingDeluxe Omg that’s so sweet 😭

[Chris @_AverageChris]

@WreckerBeamish_ When I was a kid I tried microwaving myself a grilled cheese while my sisters were napping and almost burned my mom’s house down. I put 30 minutes instead of seconds and just walked off after hitting start. I was watching scooby doo. I too think about that a lot.

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Naruto filler episode ahh day

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@TrashKingDeluxe Oh I just read it back later and didn’t want to leave it online lol 😂 one day I will find myself a fellow Ghibli-pilled lover but until then, I’m putting dating back on the shelf for a bit and sitting my ass back on the grindstone. I still have way too many projects to finish ☠️

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I’m am genuinely just not cut out for dating. This shit is so ass 😭

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@TrashKingDeluxe I’ll write it up in a google doc for you. I’m glad I was struck by some inspiration this week to try something different bc I was deadass about to make another batch and eat that soup for 2 weeks straight 🤤

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I’m getting back into cooking, and by extension back into coming up with recipes. The Keto Torijiru soup I came up this week is the best thing I’ve ever come up with. This soup fucks.

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Another successful culinary experiment this week: Tuscan Chicken Chili.

800 cal, 60g protein, 60g fat, 8g carbs. Ngl this keto thing kinda fucks, I’m having a lot of fun finding new ingredients and cooking methods with the restrictions.

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Actually stuck to my meal prep for the past month, . 196 to 180 in 31 days. One month down, two to go 🤙🏻🤙🏻 getting my goddamn V cut back by the end of the summer or else

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Big thanks to my NSA agent for putting that “don’t protect your heart by pretending you don’t have one” meme on my feed today. That was nice, I needed that.

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I was today years old when I realized that time I thought I dislocated my pinky while climbing 8 years ago I actually had completely torn my FDS and only just now realized that my a2 joint just straight up doesn’t move 🙃

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Been on a really high calorie deficit for like 2 weeks. Might start eating the clipboards at work soon.

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Been dieting for a couple weeks now trying to get fuckin p e e l e d again and my nose has never worked so well. There’s a Canes about a mile and a half from where I work and I s2g if the wind is blowing just right I can smell it from my desk.

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Huge W tho bc I always thought this setup was weirdly quiet but now I’m about to be using this thing every day again finally

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Moved my record player and realized I had swapped 2 wires on my setup for the past year and almost blew my living room sound system as well as my ears out bc it finally was finally outputting its full volume

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Finally got the homies to watch Maquia for movie night. We all cried. Feels good brother.

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Windows open, breeze in the kitchen, playing a Minus the Bear vinyl while I cook. For a moment, I felt like my old self. I’ve been avoiding myself for a long time, I think it’s the first time in a year I felt like myself and didn’t need to snuff it out. Healing is a funny thing.

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Just realized in prolly about like 12 days I’m gonna get double tapped by seasonal and post Japan depression can’t wait see yall in like march or smth idk

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Nikko