Average Phil

Avoid disappointment, have no goals. Ancient Philism philosophy

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Is soccer as real as WWE?

[ADWEAK @adweak]

BREAKING: Something About Blockchain, Big Data

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Is it just me or is linkedin a mess of a platform? #beBetter

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We're already at the destination #HealTheWorldIn5Words

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Epic!

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This next tweet is gonna be Epic!

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Thinking of calling my kid vanilla

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I've never worked out why people constantly shout for a revolution. Its literally going around in a circle.

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Are you unhappy with how your life's progressing? Stop the struggle. Give up and chill.

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Wednesday my favourite

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Sometimes the best decision is to do nothing #chooseday

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Health standards at the #EnterpriseFoods processing plants and I have a lot in common.

#Average #Listeriosis

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#MondayMotivaton

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No goals no stress

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Not only dead fish go with the flow

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My favourite gear is neutral

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I live the life of my dreams by sleeping more

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I don’t get people that reach for the stars.

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I was nearly motivated today. Luckily it passed