Emily Unglesbee

I reference way too many vines so imma just apologize ahead of time

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

drunk girls at bars: ok, listen britney, it is britney right? ok listen britney. you. are a GODDESS. you're too good for any man. I love you and your cute top

drunk guys at bars: did you just fuckin breathe on me? fuckin breathe on me again bro gimme a reason to knock you out

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Finally, the reboot we’ve all been waiting for

[Emily Unglesbee @_Average_Em_]

I’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me

[Mak @ibarra24_]

Spring break? Nah gotta work lmao

[Arturo Rodriguez @__arturito]

Rule number 1:

NEVER CATCH FEELINGS

[Dylan @Alamo_Aggie]

This the most depressing plates of BBQ I've ever seen in my life . https://t.co/gpimhqot8l

[Emily Unglesbee @_Average_Em_]

man, these spot the difference games just get harder and harder

[Emily Unglesbee @_Average_Em_]

@hindersin I LOVE YOU

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Emily Unglesbee @_Average_Em_]

Wish things would occasionally work out. That'd be cool.