Zayn's Dad

Lecturer || Husband || Father || Amazing Cook || Member Institute of Physics || AMNIP || Science+Tech || Muslim || Professional Bathroom Singer

[MUKTAR @afcmuktar]

Lmao, how am I seeing this video for the first time 😭

[Zayn's Dad @_Azealz_]

@ESPNFC Why were the expected goals (xG) left out of the PSG vs. Arsenal analysis? It feels like the data might contradict the established narrative

[Zayn's Dad @_Azealz_]

@Miss_Oluremi I feel like he just capitalized on the situation, there’s definitely more going on than that

[Amber 😘💋 @TheRealCEOAmber]

Men and breast 😂😂

[Zayn's Dad @_Azealz_]

@GROOTPlanetX @Nafeesa1404 Which of the business? The truck driving or the other one?

[Aiprotips @Aiprotips1]

𝗙𝗜𝗙𝗔 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝗖𝘂𝗽 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲 Results Vs Predictions

🇲🇽 𝟮-𝟬 🇿🇦 ✅
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[Adeyemi of Eruwa 🇳🇬🇬🇧 @Adeyemi_AFC]

Sometimes when I’m alone, I remember they hate-watched 37 times, wasted over 4,000 minutes… and still failed.

To hate like that takes a lot of effort

[Anything Arsenal🇬🇧 @AnythingArs_]

Arsenal doesn't have any European trophies. Arsenal doesn't have this. Arsenal doesn't have that.

Sometimes, when I see people saying Arsenal don't have any European trophies, I just stay quiet and let them continue living in ignorance.

These days, you'll see an 18 year old who probably started watching football just five years ago set up a camera and start lecturing people about Arsenal's history, despite knowing very little about football.

Do I blame them? Absolutely not. 😂

Maybe someone advised them that the quickest way to go viral in the football content creation industry is to start talking about Arsenal. And boom! They dive right into it without doing proper research.

Arsenal have won two European trophies and it's written in the history books. Rival fans can argue all they want, but facts don't disappear because people choose to ignore them. 😂

[Akereyejo @Palermo_seun]

Na @arojinle1 people be this 😲

[Zayn's Dad @_Azealz_]

@oforezika @DralliSamuel Regardless of the pressure, there's no sane reason on this earth for that action, 24 hours job. I belive your boss was magnanimous actually, his response should have been "you're fired". His action does not deserve drafting a sack letter

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

In 2012, Chelsea finished sixth in England and fired their manager in March. They still won the Champions League, the biggest prize in club football. The team that finished first in England that year, Manchester City, did not even make it out of the group stage.

Guardiola is pointing at exactly that gap. A league title takes 38 games against everyone else, home and away, over nine months. You cannot win it by accident. The Champions League trophy comes down to a handful of knockout games in spring. Football is a low-scoring sport, so one goal can decide who advances. Over a single match, the score barely tells you which team was better. Your best player limps off in April, a referee waves away a clear penalty, a shootout goes against you, and nine months of work disappears. Chelsea won that 2012 final on penalties, in Bayern Munich's own stadium, while sitting sixth in their own country.

His own career says the same thing. Across Spain, Germany, and England, Guardiola has won the league title twelve times. He has won the Champions League three times, and twelve years passed between his second and his third. For most of that stretch he had the best team in Europe and still went home early, beaten by the same thing he is describing.

Barcelona under Hansi Flick is the latest example. They have won the Spanish league two years running and won every major trophy in Spain the season before. Then Inter knocked them out of Europe, 7-6 across two games. The next year they lost to an Atletico Madrid side sitting twenty-two points beneath them in the league. Over a full season, Barcelona were clearly the better team. Over two nights, they lost.

A league title means you were the best team in the country for nine months. A Champions League run means you got through a few nights in spring without anything going wrong. Guardiola is asking people not to confuse the two.

[Zayn's Dad @_Azealz_]

@ChinoUTD @WelBeast @CommunityNotes You saying Arsenal held 3 while playing a low block against you shows this sport is not for you

[Zayn's Dad @_Azealz_]

@UnkleAyo This is not govt house, just state secretriat not even the governor's office

[Ucheego @Ucheagalii]

I heard one gist today 😳😳😳.

A woman went to a herbalist some years ago and told him to tie a man to her forever. Not five years. Not ten years. Forever.

The herbalist did whatever herbalists do, tied the man, locked everything, and according to him, threw the key inside the river because “forever” means forever.

Fast forward five years later.

Madam called the same herbalist and said she wanted the man untied. She was no longer interested in the marriage.

The herbalist asked what happened.

She said the man used to work for a foreign company and was doing well. But the company folded, he lost his job, things became hard, and she was tired of suffering.

The herbalist said, “No problem. To untie both of you, bring three cows and ₦800,000.”

Madam agreed immediately.

That was when the herbalist became suspicious.

[nenn (fan) @FCB_nenn]

Tuchel, Ancelotti y Luis Enrique ganaron 5 de las últimas 6 ediciones de champions

En ese mismo periodo todos entrenaron a Kylian Mbappe y el nunca la ganó

[Peniel. @PenielThoy]

na the club wey sympathize with us during ENDSARS we go support. 🇳🇬

[Zayn's Dad @_Azealz_]

@_Oluwanifemii Following the burglary at our flat last week, I am definitely purchasing replacement electronics, including a phone for my wife, a television, and a sound bar.

[TIIPC @afctiipctiipc]

@PoojaMedia Arsenal would still have one the league if these errors never happened.

[Zayn's Dad @_Azealz_]

@PoojaMedia Source: https://t.co/E5P0UK9Njq

[Zayn's Dad @_Azealz_]

@PoojaMedia Source: https://t.co/k0WteLznxD